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The Last Stanza


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  • 296 weeks
    Oh . . .

    Just realized I have 40 followers . . .

    Thanks for following me!

    I'm probably actually going to find time to edit and publish some stuff on here soon, if any of you feel like reading what few horsewords I can make sound cool.

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  • 323 weeks
    Delayed News

    A bit late, but I have completed yet another revolution around our local star.

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  • 354 weeks
    Update // I got really lucky.

    When I was nine, I lived in the second house on the property my dad owns, which he's now selling so he can move. This Saturday, that house (thankfully, unoccupied) burned to the ground, but the house we currently live in sustained no damage. The cause is unknown, but we suspect that there was an electrical failure of some kind. I noticed the light when it started, but because of the dried and

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  • 357 weeks
    Not sure why I do this to myself . . .

    So, I was helping out at a multi-game football event (raising money for the Shriners), and near the end of the event, I was hanging out with my friend, Camden. I saw a cute girl that looked to be about my age, maybe two or three years older, but still close enough in age, and I made the offhand comment "10/10, would smash." to Camden, which led to a long discussion, that ended in him walking

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  • 371 weeks
    Bethesda, you continue to amuse me.

    I learned an important lesson just now. If you're in Fallout's Capitol Wasteland and you're standing on top of some cars in a pile, don't drop multiple bottlecap mines on your enemies.

    Skyrim giants ain't got shit on Fallout 3 explosion launches.

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Jul
9th
2017

Not sure why I do this to myself . . . · 8:33am Jul 9th, 2017

So, I was helping out at a multi-game football event (raising money for the Shriners), and near the end of the event, I was hanging out with my friend, Camden. I saw a cute girl that looked to be about my age, maybe two or three years older, but still close enough in age, and I made the offhand comment "10/10, would smash." to Camden, which led to a long discussion, that ended in him walking over to her, pointing me out, and, in front of her friends, telling her I wanted her number. Not only did she say no the moment Camden was done talking, all her friends got a bit angry because apparently she wasn't single, and then after the game, her boyfriend, a football player, found out.

I almost got in a fight, but lucky for me, the football player is a stereotypical country jock with way too many missing brain cells, and he didn't notice me, even though he looked right at me, and even bumped into me, and apologized. I don't know how I got so lucky, but I learned my lesson; don't flirt with the popular girls at sporting events.

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You friend is a asshole. If my friends did that to me i woud die of embarrassment.

shit like this used to happen to me in school, hence why i barely date anymore. I was also that guy that was nice to his friends, especially women and also seemed to draw the jealous side of their boyfriends without thinking about it -__-.

So I don’t know you, your blog just popped up in my feed and I read it. (My heart goes out to you by the way, friends can be dicks.) Turns out I follow you. I didn’t know why. Then I ended up reading some of your blogs and your Post-Board. I now know why I follow you. You sir, are an awesome human being.

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Thanks! Glad to see that those don't go completely unnoticed. I feel that if everyone who could, put up something like my post-board, suicide might less common.
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Same. Of course, somehow I'm still single, because the girls I catch the attention of aren't the kind of girls I'd date, and the girls I would be happy with are never interested, for one reason or another.
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We're DeMolay Brothers, so I'm willing to forgive him, and he wasn't trying to piss anyone off. We were both just being idiots, and the end result was not something we expected.

What did your friend, Camden do though?
Did he help?

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He walked over to her, pointed to me, a little ways away, and told her I wanted her number. She instantly said no, and as he walked away, one of her friends threw a water bottle at him. We both laughed after this, but it was entirely my fault.

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Well, it's definitely an 'interesting experience' eh?
hehehe:trollestia:

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