I am so like the Doctor irl. · 2:24am Jul 8th, 2017
I tried to hide my identity, I really did.
When I have fun, my inner Ten and Eleven Doctor bursts out.
I was on a chill but fun roller coaster ride and facing me as this young human.
Young human: Who are you?
Me *burts out before thinking*: I'm an alien from outer space.
Young human: Cool. Did you recently or come or did you just discover that you felt alien?
Me: Well, I've always felt alien. I'm learning my true origins now.
Young human: Any advice?
Me: Always believe in yourself, young human.
Other older humans look at me like an idiot. Luckily they thought I was being stupid.
At least that young kiddo knows the truth!!!!
Yup!
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Those were some deep questions.
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Indeed. The kid seemed quite mature
Hope no one calls the government
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No one will believe. I look human enough. The only possible problem is that the little kid remembers me and grows up to be a powerful political figure and thus looks for me.
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Time should see him forget
Next thing you know the FBI is knocking at your door.
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I got my sonic screwdriver, I'm good.
Maybe.
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What if they have wood??