New short story editor wanted.

ok, i got an anonsment: i need a new short story editor.
my old one, Jomca, self-resigned himself as mine because he got way over his head on what he is doing, and already he failed several others.

so basicly, i would really like a replacement short story writer. since i entrust Sir Duke with the bigger ones, i need someone to handle the small one-shots i have.

requirements:
they must have strong stomichs for:
bad spelling
dumb grammer
text walls
the one gore-fic i have
the one clop-fic i have (the other was already adjusted)
the out-of-characters things i "apearently" have.
the unrealistic ending i have in "Applebuck Retribution"

but also:

one that won't dump me after one editing.

has to be good at spelling, Paragraths break, grammer, and finally, must not have a hectic life, and is able to deliver on time at whatever date they promised.

i am doing this is because, well, my ideas are mostly great, though greatly blemished by recurring problems like bad spelling, grammer, lack of paragrath breaking, and the like.

so, if you, or someone you know can become a great replacement short story editer, please PM me or comment on one of my stories about it. i would hate to leave the short stories un-edited and to remain in their current state. believe me, i want them adjusted so people will like them better, not to mention i won't be so criticised so much and will get better star quility.