Summary of Soldier's Babysitting

So a quick summary of where I thought the story would go:

Soldier, of course, would be summoned by accident. But without any time to make corrections, the Mane 6 just loads him up with snacks and blankets before heading off. Soldier is teleported into Ponyville, where hijinks ensue as his American sensibilities are offended by the ponies more pacifistic lifestyle.

Eventually he finds the three rugrats and begins his babysitting duties. Innocent and invasive questions about aliens and probing are made, before messing around with Soldier's equipment. This leads to some loud scolding by Soldier, which hurts the fillies' feelings. Soldier eventually feels guilty enough to make amends, and the 4 of them begin to have funny mini-adventures around town.

Scotaloo tries to get a cutie mark in rocket jumping, Applebloom tries building some neat new weapons, and Sweetie Belle shows Soldier her sisters hat collection. Which Soldier breaks down and whispers it's the second most beautiful thing he's ever seen. (Besides the American flag.)

Then the three fillies inevitably wander off into the forest, and use the various skills Soldier has taught them to give some Timberwolves what-for. Then Soldier rocket jumps in and saves the day with extreme violence, which the fillies cheer. They then make their way back to Ponyville, where all three fillies take their afternoon nap, the picture from the title page ensuing.

The Mane 6 finally get back, and ask Soldier how things went. He in turn would innocently use euphemisms to explain what happen without actually saying what happened, pleasing the older mares. He gets sent back with a hearty farewell and a neat new hat which he gloats to the rest of his team about. No one really believes him about the ponies though.

Meanwhile, back in Equestria, the fillies wake up and tell their guardians what ACTUALLY happened. Cue shaking fist at sky while screaming SOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

The End.