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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 177 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 243 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 259 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 271 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 297 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Apr
16th
2017

It's a Christian Holiday today! · 12:55pm Apr 16th, 2017

It's that holiday about how the Christian God's son came back to life after being killed...

...Also, colorful eggs and a rabbit for some reason.

That's what commercialization does to holidays, and while it is frustrating for Christians who actually care about the meaning of the holiday, it's only somewhat annoying to non-Christians who may or may not be Pagans due to technicality.

I'm only slightly bitter, if you couldn't tell.

Anyways, happy Easter you Christian nutballs.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
8:55_4/16/2017

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