The soda can · 7:57am Mar 3rd, 2017
Besides the funny name, something extremely fucking stupid happened to me to get two deep cuts in my right pinkie finger and ring finger. These two cuts are gonna leave me disabled for writing to 1 to 2 weeks. I'm gonna tell you how it happened. I got a can of coca cola fifteen minutes before me and my brother started to play heads up. I spilled the can once, then my can spilled another time by one of my cats, than than the third time. Oh my, I don't know how I managed it but I dropped my can over the bunk bed we were playing on while I was drinking it. The can landed on a guitar and did a PERFECT strum. Me and my brother started to laugh, then I felt weak. The coke I had in my mouth started to seap out. I had my left hand over my mouth I try to keep it in but I failed. I was sitting on the edge of the bed when it started and my brother was standing on the floor. I started to slip off the bed so my right arm reached to the side of one of the beams to catch me from falling, there wasn't any cap on the beam and there was a previous empty coke can in there. My two fingers got stuck inside the open can and cut the skin. I was falling so the cut got deeper and deeper until I somehow landed on my feet. Me laughing like an ass didn't notice pain right away but I knew I cut myself so I walked over to the bathroom to see what the damage was. What I saw was blood all across my fingers, instantly I turned on the sink still laughing. I called for my brother and he instantly got stuff to help stop the blood from streaming out. After 5 minutes of continues bleeding it finally stopped. So fucking stupid... 
I've had a gigantic scar from this incident ever since.