• Member Since 26th Nov, 2013
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Crystal Static

I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

Crystal Static Joined 26th Nov, 2013 · Offline

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  • 177 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 243 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

    0 comments · 267 views

  • 259 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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    1 comments · 283 views

  • 271 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

    0 comments · 278 views

  • 297 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Feb
12th
2017

I just came up with a hilarious conclusion that is probably really old now... · 8:13am Feb 12th, 2017

Pinkie Pie...

Psycho Mantis...

Think of what the fandom could do with that.

I never really got into the Metal Gear games, but even so, I know enough to know that a crossover involving Pinkie Pie and Psycho Mantis would be awesome... or a tragedy if it was poorly written.

All because of this image by ScorpDK:

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
3:13_2/12/2017

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