They Will Come And They Will Tap. · 7:18pm Jan 24th, 2017
So here I was a few days ago at a local Cafe.
Everyone goes to this place because it has free Wi-fi. It's not for the coffee I will say that much, mainly because their coffee tastes like piss.
Anyway off track here. I'm sitting off in the corner of the cafe minding my own bussiness, I'm on my tablet as is like everyone else in the whole damn place!
And out of Jane Lame and John Shmoe. A worker behind the counter walks up to me with a smug smile on her face as she taps her bony little finger against a sign, right above my head.
" No Loitering."
My eyes narrow to her as I just sit back and gaze around every inch of this place with amazement. I noticed everyone was loitering, i mean Dear Luna above!!!- everyone in here was doing just the same as me!!!
I roll my eyes and just continue on, but this witch just keeps walking over and tapping the sign. i finally ask her what is the problem.
She says.- " Ma'am we have a rule, every person here can only stay 30 minutes before leaving."
Mind you she has told no one else this.
So I flip my hair over my shoulder and roll my eyes, I walk to the exit of the cafe my Tablet left upon my table. I open the door and walk outside as I briskly turn back around and come back inside.
Taking my seat i look to the ugly little thing before me and say.
i guess that buys me 30 minutes hmmm?
She walks away without saying a word.
Decaf Coffee.
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That. Is. Genius.
4395231 I have my moments.
You seem like the badass type too.
Want to share a moment of your own?
4395235 Not sure. Usually, I'm in the background. And if it did happen, I don't recall.
My parents, though, are another bunch of stories.
4395238 Can't tell if you are being sarcastic or humble.
hmmmm...parent problems too?
4395242 Seriously, I don't know.
It's their personal stories (especially my dad). My parents are really good.
4395242 yeah sarcastic.
My parents are the same. in the end good people, but damn if they sometimes just don't snap...