Sep
21st
2012
Hula-Hoops and Surgery, Fireplaces and Rugs · 7:59am Sep 21st, 2012
Warm up your toaster ovens and hit the lights, this baby's gonna fly!
... I have no clue what that means. I just drank a Red Bull so infer what you will.
DIPLOMACY! The final chapter has been written and damn my fingernails are long! Everypony wins! It's in prereading at the moment, so give it a few (I have but one prereader, so I go by his schedule [Words look funny {Parenthetical muthabucka.}.].).
In other news... Uh...
Buck it, I'mma go read Hamlet.
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CosmicWaltz · 261 views
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Science.
red bull....damn it thats not fair.
im not allowed to have energy drinks due to my meds. 
Red bull, A Pinky aprooved drink
Hamlet - The pinnacle of teen angst literature.
373933 Pretty sure that would be "Twilight". At least Hamlet had a reason to brood, what with his murdered father and incestuous mother's betrayal and all. And the only true piece carried as angst is his exposition in Act 3: Scene 1, which is his introspective on suicide. And admittedly, it's actually a very sane and rational — if not overacted — look at such. Bella, on the other hand, is a sniveling whiny bitch who only wants her way, which leads to her running away from home (multiple times) and attempting to harm herself (multiple times) just to get back her emotionally distant, controlling, and abusive boyfriend who she is only interested in because he is hot and dead, which is weird to even type.
Now, Shakespeare's angsty work would be Romeo and That Other Whore (I don't even have to say it, it's so ingrained in our minds). Romeo just gets dumped, thinks life is over, sees a hot chick named Juliet that he doesn't know, immediately falls in love with her (wut), which she friggin' reciprocates almost entirely because of the taboo between their families. Their tryst gets others killed meaninglessly, and they fake their own deaths so they can be together, where things get mixed up and they end up actually killing themselves just to be with their "true love" THAT THEY KNEW FOR MAYBE A WEEK. Tell me that doesn't sound like high school!
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still closer to BDSM than 50 Shades of Grey.
This has been an educational moment with CosmicWaltz.