I wish I could teleport things

I want to sent my teachers, policitans, Justin Bieber, and above all else my IPad to the moon.

Comments

[grey mane]

Is that by thought or by touch, because either is dangerous.

[Moon loving Changeling]

4261681 Both depends on how far I want to send it. Touch for planetwise and thought for solar systems+

[grey mane]

4261928 Don't think of the earth.

[Moon loving Changeling]

4262429 *Teleports slugs to Florida* I hate slugs

[grey mane]

4262442 Not quite what I meant but alright.

[Moon loving Changeling]

4262475 what did you mean then

[grey mane]

4262697 That if you thought of the earth you could send it anywhere, and more than likely kill all life on the planet while also dooming yourself. One of those ironic consequences that tends to pop up in situations like this.

[Moon loving Changeling]

4263058 Fine I can't teleport planets, but I can still teleport people.

[grey mane]

4263197 I'm not sure you're getting the concept of "ironic consequences", ever heard any story about the jin?

[Moon loving Changeling]

4263652 Noooooooooo? *looks in every direction except at you*

[grey mane]

4263663 Well according to some legends and even a few stories, they grant wishes to people. However they use the hubris of your wish to twist it against you in an ironic way. So say you wish to be rich, failure to say in what way leaves it for them to interpret and mess with you. The most common story was of a fisherman who found a bottled up jin at the bottom of the river, having fished it back up he foolishly opened it.

The creature inside says that to exact his revenge on the one who imprisoned him for a few hundred years, he would destroy the near by city to ensure the decedents were killed. The fisherman thinks of a trick in desperation asking the jin how something so large can fit into a bottle so tiny. The jin foolishly shows him how by going back into the bottle only to become trapped once again.

As the fisherman is going to toss the bottle back into the river the jin makes a deal with him. In exchange for not tossing the bottle, he will serve the fisherman till his dying day. The fisherman agrees, but is unaware of how the jin plans on getting back at him.

Another good example would be King Midas and his golden touch.

[Moon loving Changeling]

4263692
Oh. Now I get it.

[grey mane]

4593085
Yep.