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Crystal Static


I'm a fairly skilled hermetic wizard, and I could teach you the esoteric arts, if you can prove that you are worthy of my instruction.

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  • 173 weeks
    Have some wisdom from one of my friends on a different site.

    Many people on here are miserable and depressed, which (psychological and biochemical factors aside) takes as much if not more effort than being happy and confident, as it requires sustained following of certain specific patterns of belief, thought, and action.

    I applaud this dedication to the task of bearing the world’s pains, Christ-like, upon your shoulders, and seek only to assist.

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  • 239 weeks
    I haven't even started watching season 9.

    I really should get on that. Probably re-watch season 8 as a refresher too.

    I don't want to be spoiled anyways.

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  • 255 weeks
    It's been a while since I posted one of these.

    Life's been a bitch, but at the same time things are going okay.

    I actually started writing a book...

    A self-help book.

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  • 267 weeks
    I just got a new hat!

    I got a proper MAGA hat, not one of the Chinese fake ones on Amazon. Got it on the Donald Trump web store.

    I named it The Red Maga.

    ~Crystalline Electrostatic~

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  • 293 weeks
    So life has been kicking my ass a bit.

    As the title said, life has been kicking my ass a bit, but I'm still moving forward. I've finally decided to start creating my planned order of practitioners of the esoteric arts, and I've got a lot of interesting stuff planned for my near future. Things should start improving relatively soon as far as my living situation is concerned, and I'm gonna tear life a new asshole if it doesn't stop

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Sep
29th
2016

Somewhat surprising... · 8:16am Sep 29th, 2016

So in the last week or so, there has only been one clopfic in the featured box, and if there were more, they dropped out of it before the one that's in it now got in. I'm a bit surprised, and at the same time, proud that the community seems to be going away from the smut.

Yeah, it's 4 AM, and I just had to make this post, deal with it.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4:16_9/29/2016

Comments ( 2 )

It's 4 am, do you know where your clop flic is?

4232145 It's 4:21 AM, and this post was made in response to an observation I made... I need to go to sleep, too tired to brain right now, but can't sleep yet...

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
4:22_9/29/2016

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