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Crescent-087


I'm no one special. Hit me with a Pm if ya wanna chat, usually have nothing better to do.

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  • 348 weeks
    'Nother update on me

    In all seriousness everything is looking alright right now and I don't want to say anything further in case I jinx it lol.

    I jinxed it.
    This month so far, my car broke down, i got turned down a promotion at work and other general life things suck. I'm not too bothered by those. they're little inconveniences at this point in time.

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  • 363 weeks
    Eeeey update on things

    First things first, my dad's okay! Yey! The operation they ended up doing wasn't a bipass, instead it was this new procedure called rotivation (Or something to that extent, my dad keeps giving a different pronunciation for it... some days it's 'rotivlation' and others it's 'rotimation'). Instead of doing the usual guff of taking viens and stuff from elsewhere in his body they stuck a drill down

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  • 366 weeks
    Things are looking okay

    So if any of you guys had the unfortunate luck and misfortune of reading my last blog post (You poor sods) you would have learnt one or two things about my current life which are less than great tbh. Long story short my dad is ill and i'm a bit of an emotional mess.

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  • 367 weeks
    Vent blog

    Warning, this is just some mindless ramblings and thoughts. Just a heads up in case you do read.
    I'm not sure what I'm going to be writing in this blog, and i'm not even bothered if no one sees this or reads it. I'm writing this purely to get my thoughts out of my head and onto paper... er blog...post. Whatever.

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  • 377 weeks
    Sorry

    It feels like I'm slipping into old habits, ones that I'd rather be left dead and in the past. If any of you have noticed I've been pretty... quiet recently. Kinda... under the radar I guess. I've fallen into the habit of isolation, pushing people away and just keeping to myself. I know from experience that doing this is stupid and unhealthy, but I seem to be doing it anyway.... with friends on

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Sep
21st
2016

Hey · 5:28pm Sep 21st, 2016

What's up guys and gals?

Anyone up for a bit of a chat? I need social interaction! GIVE IT TO MEEEE

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Comments ( 54 )

Does the social interaction require effort?

4220360 Perhaps. Depends. Maybe. Who knows?

4220374

Hmm, what's the best question for the least effort?

4220381 i 'unno.
What's your favourite flavour pie?

4220405

Chocolate pudding with whip cream on top.

Yours?

4220410 ooh that's.. Not really a pie. But an acceptable option.

Either apple pie with vanilla ice cream or an Eton Mess. Literally my two faves.

4220416

What's an Eton Mess?

4220418 you've never had Eton Mess??? You're missing the fuck out.

Meringue, strawberry, blueberry, whipped cream, chocolate syrum and an option for ice cream. It's like a sugery heaven.

4220460 Cheese and pepporoni dough balls and pigs in blankets?

Or are those bacon wrapped cheese?

I can say that i've not made them personally, but eaten them I have.

4220472

You should try making the first ones, they're super easy and you can just look up "pizza rolls" on the Internet. I cover it with eggs (like, mixed around in a bowl and then put on with a brush) instead of like garlic. But it's a good dinner or lunch food if you ever just wanna eat in bed and watch tv. Or have too much stuff to do and need a finger food.

4220551 Y'know what? I may just try and make them one day. I always like cooking random shit to see how it tastes and to see how good I am at actually cooking. :rainbowlaugh:

I can make a mean spag-bol tho, no doubts about that.

4220556

Cool. I'm not that good at cooking though, I was with a friend for a week at their beach house and said I was going to make some eggs, so they brought a small extinguisher with them. My first try I put the eggs right into the pan and didn't put any spray. The second I put them in a bowl and all that, but didn't put spray and only (probably) half cooked them. The third time I did the same, cause I finally found out that we didn't have spray stuff, and only made slightly better eggs then the second time.

4220566 Oh my. I admit frying stuff isn't my strong suit either, but really I prefer to grill things anyway, less greasy that way. But yeah, it would help to have a bit of oil in the pan if you ever hope to cook the bloody things.

Na how bout a kiss instead :raritywink:

4234814 *kisses* I'm down for that ^.^

4235074 damn well I would never expect someone to actually do it

4235078 every time I say that I get slapped :twilightsheepish:but they'll come around :ajsmug:

4235080 Do it enough times and maybe they'll cum around~?

That was just awful :facehoof: I'm sorry.

4235084 there is no such thing as a bs joke if the word cum is in it that is the law of the jokes

4235088 Ahkay, I can see where you're cumming from (In more than one way :raritywink:)

4235089 *blushes* damn I didn't see that one :rainbowlaugh:that was the best one yet

4235093 No one ever sees them cumming. I do it too fast for them to react to. Although these are getting pretty flaccid.

4235115 nah there pretty hard core

4235417 Wow, that one hit me deep, penetrated right to my soul.

4235420 :rainbowlaugh: So we gonna continue rp

4235446 ...Yup, coz I'm an idiot it seems :facehoof:

4235450 nope ur a sexy beast who loves to tease:raritywink: Now don't call urself a idiot again or I'm gonna have to punish you :ajsmug:

4235461 *pull automatic vibrater out of thin air* yes punish:ajsmug:

4235478 Guess i'm an idiot then? :trollestia:

4235480 bad choice *magically installs the vibrater on u and turns it on*

4235495 *I fall on the floor and gasp* I didn;t think you'd actually do it! *I grasp at my jeans* Arg! d-darn magic!

4235499 wanna know the best part

4235508 *I groan and buck my hips* Wh-what!!??

4235516 it stops every time you get close

4235538 O-o-OH! Y-You're eviiiil! *I try to get up, but my legs turn to jelly and I fall over* Uegh!!

4235545 *I pick u up and carries u outside* shall we go for a walk

4235548 *I squirm and struggle in your grip, too weak to give up a real fight* N-NoOoo!!

4235557 *I Chuckle and walk back inside* fine now see aren't you regretting calling ur self an idiot

4235570 Y-Yes! *I shake and gasp* I-I'm not an i-dioooot~!!

4235572 fine oh well it was fun while it lasted * snaps my fingers and the vibrater disappears*

4235580 *I sigh in relief and go limp, gasping for breath* Th-That was...




Can...can we do that again later//?

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