9/10/12 Journal 2!

Static's Log... it's late. I'm tired. I've been unable to sleep due to pure adrenaline and excitement. Also I got a bit wasted at a party (Damn you Scott) so now I'm taking medicine. How do I know I'm hungover? I pissed off a balcony. Yeah. Old lady threw a brick and hit me in the right tit. Right in my right tit. That's my favorite nipple. Damn ninja old people... Also Erika found out my greatest of all weaknesses... hot water. Oh yeah. So she told Scott (who told me) that she'd make a YouTube video compilation about it. So now I'm drunk and paranoid, two things which never go good together.

Also I watched a new movie yesterday for the first time. It's called 'Teeth' and I couldn't finish it. If you've seen it, then you know why. If you have no idea, it's about this girl who has the vagina dentata (Latin) myth, meaning she has teeth inside of her vagina. Yeah. And she kills people by cutting off their dicks. I was just... disgusted by the mere idea of the movie, let alone seeing the decapitated head (Hahaha! I made a pun!) on the floor as the guy squirms around pissing blood everywhere! I mean she can have sex successfully, but when she closed her legs, she just snaps it off. I watched it and ended up cutting the TV off telling myself, "That's enough TV for today..." as I tried to sleep. Note to self... beware of what is shown on IFC.

There was only one time when I laughed, and it was when the doctor was examining her and after he put his arm up her... private part... she chopped his fingers off and he falls to the floor saying "Vagina dentata! Vagina dentata!" It was just the way he said it that made me laugh. I didn't like anything else about the movie. The only good thing that happened today (besides enjoying a day without that hot summer temperature) was that I ate a bacon sandwich today. It was like cornbread with bacon inside and out of it. I don't think I've ever loved food this much.

The time isn't so different up here, especially to what I compare it to... and it appears that 5 years of French is paying off. I know English, French, Latin, some Spanish, Celtic, German, A bit of Russian, and I'm learning some Arabic. My mom always use to ask me "Why do you want to be an engineer? You could be a translator or something!" but who wants to go around and talk all day? Not me at the very least. I also got a text from my baby sister saying she's happy without me. She managed to get a boyfriend, and without me there to break them up like a big brother should, she'll keep on dating this random Harry guy who she's been secretly dating for 2 months. Not that I blame her... I was actually impressed. The only text I could send back was: "Well done, little sister. Well done indeed."

I'm getting tired. I have to wear pajama pants up here due to the not hot temperature and that Erika leaves the AC on all day claiming "It's boiling in here darling!" It's not boiling if it's -5 degrees! No that's an overstatement. It's actually around 50. Still it's pretty cold. I love it! Oh God I do! It's the greatest feeling in the world! Montreal isn't so bad... So anyways! I've been thinking about the story. I realized that I have completely forgotten about Elizabeth! She was the main character for like 4 chapters! So I'm definitely putting her in a major role (probably the main one) and I talked with my editor-in-chief. He thinks Grimm/Murphy/Dustin #1 should get killed permanently. Great idea Scott...

Do you know what his idea was? Make Grimm do the ultimate sacrifice, recreate the other two worlds so their were three, and then make Grimm die in an extremely painful way. I told him that it sounds good but I don't know if I have it in me to write it. Then again he said it wouldn't be a problem for me since I am 'The sickest motherfucker to ever live!' or however he puts it. It's because I laughed at something I wasn't suppose to. *sigh* Feast 2... the scene where the guy throws the baby in the air while he's running from the aliens, the baby falls on the asphalt, bleeding, and is eaten by the monster alien thing. I couldn't help but laugh! No joke! I'll put a link below:

[youtube=/watch?v=Yn1MEiQo6L4]

Just highlight this, right click, click on google translate, and the video saying Feast 2 Baby Owned should so up. Don't highlight the youtube= thing right in front of the slash. Don't know why that's there.