Alright, so... · 1:28am Sep 9th, 2012
well, ive been told i need to keep up my blogging. so, here it is.
today was my birthday. i had an amazing day. it was fantastic. there, i blogged, can i go home now? i feel awful coming to this site without posting anything useful...
Happy Bday mate!
You know what this calls for? Well, I guess you know, but, I sent a certain pony anyway.
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Also, don't worry about not posting anything else. Remember, this is all for fun and enjoyment. So don't let it get you down!
Now, go and have fun!
Happy b-day, mate!!
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How old are you now?
Also have you seen me post a blawg that wasn't random nonsense yet? lol.
347118>>346040 thanks you two. i turned 18 yesterday. honestly it was an amazing day. me and a few of my friends went paint balling in a private field and got to shoot each other to pieces. then we all went back to my house for food and hilarity. people trickled out, but i still got to hang out with a few of them for the whole day, including my girlfriend. for my present, she gave me a key to equestria. i love her so much.
348199 I am def stealing that key from you.
*reaches through portal gun portal and grabs key*
Squee!!!
Goodbye world! *unlocks random door with key*
*Pinkie Pie pulls me in* :D!!!
*door closes behind me*
Omigosh yay
348281 nice try neo, but i have that key locked far far away. no one shall reach it, until the prophecy comes true that is.
348523 And could you elaborate on what this "prophecy" is?
348582 well, you see, one day when the chosen one, thats me, has mastered all four elements, then....wait wrong prophecy. no clue what the real prophecy is. ill pick you up when head there tomorrow. be ready.
348628 *grabs bag with skating gear and hockey stick*
Fuck clothes... I'm ready.
Also since you couldn't provide a prophecy, lemme think of one off the top of my head....
(writing this without thinking ahead btw; not cheating, in other words)
On the 5th day after the winter solstice, there will be a child born. his name will be one from the days of old and everything he says will be an archaic riddle. To find the key, one must first figure out 5 of his most common riddles then bring the results to the cave of mantumbi in the arctic circle. There, they will find an altar with runes etched in the limestone pillars surrounding an alchemy circle. Place a piece of paper with one of the five riddles and its solution at each point of the star in the middle of the circle. That is when the portal will open and will stay open for the next 30 seconds. But wait! One must know that while entering the portal, a toll must be paid. A plushie or figurine of one of the mane 6 will have to travel through the portal with them and will be incinerated upon arrival.
How did I do? :D
-edit: Never gave it a spell-check so tell me if I did good with grammar/spelling.
348747 you sir have inspired my next speed fic....which i cant do until i get my real work done....fahk. i need a pick me up. time to do some hardcore confetti with pinkie pie. god im so addicted... t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqJdC21BUPKyez5reXynQBfhkSaaI9tnQH7jIJCxBZV-KFFOdVybP_IFB2rw
348815 Wonderful. My incoherent ramblings are getting a story inspired by them. Just wait until I completely slip out of this reality (boy golly, that would be fun), then my stories will be amazing!!
Hope you had a nice birthday
349654 thanks M. you wanna come to equestria too?
>>LordOfTape
Sure
350477 this will be the best PARTY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!