On a roll.

I am on a roll. The Royal Seal of Approval for Culinary Excellence? has made it to being on the list Popular once already. My latest story, Steel Heart, has just been released, and the latest chapter of Bellum tyranni sol et luna Benedictus is being writen and looks to be the longest one to date. I might have something else simmering on the back burner, but I am not sure of the Ideals yet. One involves the voice (was wondering when you would get to me) getting a guest shot in Bellum tyranni sol et luna Benedictus as one of Celestia's lawn ornaments (YES! I finally get stoned!) just for how annoying he is (Hey! I've actually have been good lately) and if my Tip Jar reaches my goal of $150 by July 24 I will take suggestions for what insane things he will be allowed to do on my Google+, Facebook, and ChAoS pOnY's MaDhOuSe.
I am also in the process of refining my Patreon account and the rewards. I now have a blog I started up ( It only has one entry because he has been too busy seeing how many black berry thorns he can get stuck in his [REDACTED] Oh great, that's back again. Well how about I [REDACTED] with a [REDACTED] and shove [REDACTED] then I will [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] while wearing a [REDACTED with brain bleach] before I [REDACTED and disinfected] and finally [REDACTED and set on fire in hopes it doesn't spread.] ) here, ChAoS pOnY's MaDhOuSe. I will soon be taking commisions for short stories (Don't expect shakespear, he's a hack and we all know it) at the beginning of august if I make the goal of $150 to avoid having my phone, internet, and water shut off (I can't believe you agreed to whoring me out over the bills).
As always I have Patreon Account or please toss a few bucks in my Tip Jar.