Hey gang... · 8:49am Sep 7th, 2012
Another depressed, low-self-esteem blog post by your Emperor... or not your Emperor...
I've been feeling shit about my story again, regardless of all the positive comments, likes, faves, and everything else. I don't even know how I'm supposed to put this epic, over-the-top idea from my head onto paper... and it's starting to feel like I've bitten off more than my lycanthropic jaws can chew. I don't even know why my story is disliked by 15% of the raters, and it's FUCKING KILLING ME. I think it may be because I sort of wrote the beginning more like a normal HIE fic to trick people, whether it was because I (SPOILERS DAMNIT RIGHT HERE DON'T READ PAST HERE IF YOU HAVEN'T READ FAR YET) raped/tortured/killed AJ, had errors in my story... anything. I don't know whether it's the slightly cliché overpowered OC of mine, whether it's the fact that I put Human X Pony sex in, whether I have anti-Christian/anti-religious assholes flaming me, HIE-haters, or whatever other fucking twisted reason I can think up. I WOULD LOVE AN ACTUAL FUCKING NEGATIVE COMMENT FROM EACH OF THE DISLIKERS BECAUSE IT WOULD PUT MY FUCKING MIND AT EASE!
*Sigh*
~Emperor Chuckles
In my book, if someone dislikes and doesn't comment, they are in fact just a troll.... so hence most of the dislikes are likely be trolls.... Trolls, they turn to stone in the sunlight.
342098 That's not entirely true. I sometimes don't feel the need to comment on stories because I feel it's not worth my time...
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342099
I mostly never comment..... because that is part of my lazy nature of not caring most of the time..... You also have to take in consideration that just because it is a HiE fic that there will be people who will downvote it because of it being a HiE fic.
342100 Yeah... But I'm the kind of guy whose mind isn't at rest until he knows... which means I take a whole lot of stress on myself.
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342103 Be one with the lazy, Chuckles. Put your mind at ease, and think not of those who dislike yet leave not comment, it causes stress. I heard it gives you wrinkles.
342107 That would explain my lycanthropic scrotum as of late.
342108 Nah, those are usually wrinkly...... Unless its 80 year old man wrinkly, and it hands 2 feet more than it should from age....
342111 ...
No. It's normal wrinkly.
342120
342124 Shoulda changed the name of this post to "Hi, Mr. Burger..."
Hey hey hey, it's the Mr. Burger show, Staring your Host.... MR. CHUCKLES!!!!!! *applause ensues*
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342149 Werewolfistan versus Robotistan
342190 Eh, pay no attention to the dislikes, unless people had the decency to explain why they disliked it.
It might be something to do with the fact that you had applejack brutally tortured, raped and murdered. You can't do that sort of thing to a major character without expecting some backlash from the community. Personally, I found it amusing.
Shall I write you a funny story to cheer you up?
You sire might be a friend of the canine species and I say I find it astonishing beyond belive but you can not deny the fierce power of a gentlemanspider.
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But anyway onto more important tasks at hand or should I rather say paw? I think it dosen't matter for this fact.
These lesser humans should not bother you in your tasks but yes they can be tormenting little pests but remember............
THE WILL OF A TEMPLAR IS STRONGER
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A cow says Moooo~
342433 Does it involve muffins?
Also, the AJ bit was mainly to yank people's emotional chains.
342645 Pics are broken.
BUT AYE, THE GREAT CHUCKLES SHALL PREVAIL.
342746 Is that supposed to help?
342760 BE ACURSED VILE GLITCHES OF THE WORLD MY PLANS HAVE BEEN FOILED YET AGAIN.
Darn.............
342761 It be the GREMLINS.
Damnit both you and Ilya are depressed this is just fucking perfect.
342838 We had a fight/Ilya-brainfart/argument/thing last night.
342760 No muffins, but it's funny as hell. When I say story, it's more of an informational report.
Gather round everyone!
342857 Okey doke.
Derpy's driving skills.
Test subjects and Derpy are the only ones allowed to get on any vehicle that Derpy happens to be driving. Prepare a number of body bags equivalent to the number of passengers on any vehicle that she happens to drive, minus herself. Additionally, medical teams must be on standby if Derpy will be traveling through a populated area, or any form of potentially hazardous environment (e.g., a nuclear power plant, chemical refining plant). All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that Derpy herself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles she's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. Derpy, oddly enough, always survives whatever horrors she puts a vehicle through. Additionally, all potentially hazardous objects seem to become even more dangerous if she is manning a vehicle in their general vicinity. Knives penetrate more than their sharpness would accord, normally benign oil tankers become moving bombs that will detonate with the slightest touch, buildings lose any significant rigidity, and pedestrians seem to lose all forms of self-preservation, throwing themselves into her path. A mere bicycle ride can inflict the devastation of a T3 tornado.
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A research team hypothesized that rollerblades are, technically, vehicles. They were right.
342884 SCP for the win.....
342884 Nice one.
343236 Myesssss.
343236 I'm glad someone got the reference!
344515 I wonder what would happen if she was given a small remote control airplane......
346640
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346934 What about a wind-up toy car?
OH DEAR LORD.
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346972 We'd better hope she never finds a tank...
OH SHI-
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347575 Dude... is that an oil tanker?
OH... NO...
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