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  • Sunday
    Happy Father's Day!

    Happy Father's Day to all fathers, biological and otherwise!

    2 comments · 44 views
  • Thursday
    Tell Your Tale: A Swing and a Misty

    My inner shipper is squealing.

    If you've wanted Alphabittle, Haven, and their respective kids to become a new family unit, this episode is for you.

    14 comments · 145 views
  • 1 week
    Did anyone actually ask for this?

    So apparently Playtonic is remastering Yooka-Laylee.

    Who asked for this? Who thought this was a good idea?

    A few things, Playtonic:

    1. This game is only seven years old.

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    11 comments · 201 views
  • 1 week

    I have an excuse for not being able to aim straight.

    1 comments · 86 views
  • 1 week
    Will try and get an update or two out soon, but...

    ...These next two weeks at work are going to be stressful as hell.

    I just have to say one thing, just to get it off my chest.

    If any of my readers are private health inspectors with standards higher than local laws, I just have this to say:

    That is all.

    Good night.

    7 comments · 127 views

Warzone Firefight · 2:35pm Jun 30th, 2016

Halo's glory days are long gone.

Four Warzone Firefight matches so far. Two won.

I'm sorry, I'm just not having any fun. After two months away from Halo 5 to come back to this, I honestly think I'm done with it. I've got a brand new camera and three amazing-looking games coming in August and October.

I remember being able to strategize and kite enemies to a specific area of the map to give you the best possible advantage in ODST and Reach. But this? This is nothing more than cheap, bullet-sponge artificial difficulty scaling, with the longest respawn timer in the history of Halo matchmaking (30 seconds on Round 5).

Sorry, 343. This was supposed to be the update that brought me back, but it's too little, too late. Thumbs down.

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