So, I was catching up on some blog posts this morning, and happened upon one which discussed the way objects can reflect characters, and happened to use their choices of weapons as an example. Which set me off down the track of contemplating what, in Equestria's earlier and rather rougher pieces of history, might our favorite protagonists arm themselves with should such warlike preparations be
Given the full-spectrum range of coat and mane colors among Equestrian ponies, can you imagine the trouble planners of any sort of public event that needs a seating chart must have? Not only do they have to take into account all the same considerations that we do, but Earthly event planners don't have to worry about accidentally creating eye-wateringly bad color combinations by accident.
This is a hilarious mental image.
Though, what does a unicorn need with kinetic effector implants?
(Then again, what does a god need with a starship, I ask, as God of War emerges from the local stargate...)
4036565 The Great and Augmented Trixie has selected items from the whole catalog! She will show them, show them all!
(Especially you, Sparkle!)
4037063 And nobody will be able to agree on exactly what you were trying to show them. That's how you'll know you've succeeded.
Protip, Trixie: if the catalog doesn't include the "kitchen sink" augment, it's not got enough options.