Holy cow is it late... I mean, hello good people! Welcome to the daily Frog Bl-
Due to an error in scheduling, tonight's edition has been cancelled. To those who pre-ordered, we offer our condolences, and a free bar of chocolate.*
*Whilst supplies last.
To where may I mail my request for a bar of chocolate?
You got DOOM, didn't you?
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I am DOOMed to say.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeenope.
Station management would like to remind you that sponsorship is strictly forbidden. We get our money like everybody else. From trees. And imaginary wheat.
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Oh. I've been playing it for a bit, and I can say that it's successfully taken over my life.
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Station management is glad you are having fun!
Station management also reminds you having fun is strictly prohibited. Please visit the nearest reeducation booth on the double.