The Quiglz and Squiglz show. Brought to you by "Waiting for your resident Cuban." Owned Doom Inc. and Affiliates · 4:19am Apr 27th, 2016
[9:40:11 PM] Dylan: dOOM!
[9:40:14 PM] Dylan: Doom!
[9:40:19 PM] Dylan: Prepare the Summons!
[9:41:15 PM] Shadow: Yes m'lord
[9:41:23 PM] Shadow: JEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[9:41:23 PM] Dylan: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:04:58 PM] Dylan: PREPARE THE SECONDARY MEASURES!
[10:05:09 PM] Dylan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
[10:05:26 PM] Shadow: o7
[10:05:31 PM] Shadow: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
[10:10:55 PM] Dylan: DOOM, ITS TIME FOR PLAN D!
[10:11:31 PM] Shadow: WHAT ABOUT PLAN C GENERAL?
[10:11:46 PM] Dylan: PLAN C DIDNT MAKE IT OFF THE ASSEMBLY LINE
[10:12:02 PM] Shadow: PLAN D IT IS ADMIRAL o7
[10:12:02 PM] Dylan: WE LOST TOO MANY BRAVE MEN THAT DAY, PRIVATE
[10:12:27 PM | Edited 10:12:47 PM] Dylan: COMMENCE PLAN E COLONEL!
[10:13:04 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE CAPTAIN
[10:13:31 PM] Shadow: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
[10:13:50 PM] Dylan: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:14:00 PM] Dylan: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
[10:14:36 PM] Dylan: Its not working, skipper.
[10:14:42 PM] Dylan: PRESS THE BUTTON!
[10:15:06 PM | Edited 10:16:10 PM] Dylan: CALL THE REVOLUTIONARY FORCES
[10:15:13 PM] Shadow: WRONG BUTTONNNNNNNNNNN~
[10:15:23 PM] Dylan: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[10:15:57 PM] Dylan: RECAPTURE THOSE SPIDERS SOLDIER
[10:16:25 PM] Dylan: WARN OUR UNDERGROUND AGENT
[10:16:29 PM] Dylan: DO SOMETHING
[10:16:44 PM | Edited 10:16:48 PM] Dylan: JUST DONT PANIC!
[10:17:24 PM] Shadow: BUT YOURE PANICKING
[10:17:32 PM] Shadow: CALL IN THE AIRSTRIKE
[10:17:40 PM] Shadow: CALL IN THE TACTICAL NUKE
[10:17:48 PM] Dylan: SLAP NOBODIES PANICKING, FIRST MATE!
[10:18:12 PM] Dylan: GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF
[10:18:50 PM] Dylan: Now
[10:19:13 PM] Dylan: Prepare its mating call
[10:19:18 PM] Shadow: SLAP DONT SLAP ME PRIVATE
[10:19:25 PM] Dylan : its time to bring that sonofabitch in
[10:19:42 PM] Dylan: SLAP WHO YOU CALLING PRIVATE, RICO!
[10:20:21 PM] Dylan: I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS ALBATROS, AND THE WHALE'S COMING
[10:20:45 PM] Dylan: BATTEN THE PINOCEO'S
[10:20:50 PM] Dylan: SECURE THE CRICKETS
[10:20:54 PM] Shadow: WOULD YOU SHUT UP MARTY. CALL IN THE NARWHALES NOT THE WHALES
[10:21:28 PM] Dylan: THEY'RE TOO HORNY FOR THIS KIND OF MISSION
[10:21:44 PM] Dylan: NOW SKIPPER SECOND CLASS
[10:21:53 PM] Dylan: USE THE MATING CALL!
[10:21:56 PM] Shadow: YEAH WELL THE WHALES ARE TOO FAT
[10:22:06 PM] Dylan: that's besides the point!
[10:22:17 PM] Shadow: LEDALEDALEDALEE
[10:22:18 PM] Dylan: I ACCIDENTALLY STOPPED YELLING
[10:22:38 PM] Shadow: LEDALEDALEDALEE
[10:22:46 PM] Dylan: GIVE IT MOAR POWER!
[10:22:56 PM] Dylan: WE NEED MOAR POWER!
[10:23:02 PM] Dylan: 21.1 JIGGOWATTS!
[10:23:31 PM] Shadow: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LASERRRR LEDALEDALEDALEELEDALEDALEDALEELEDALEDALEDALEELEDALEDALEDALEELEDALEDALEDALEE
[10:23:49 PM] Dylan: QUICKLY COLONEL, ITS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!
[10:24:02 PM] Dylan: PREPARE THE BANANA SUIT!
[10:24:09 PM] Dylan: FIRE UP THE SPAM CANNON!
[10:24:20 PM] Dylan: ITS TIME TO GET THIS PROJECT ERECT!
[10:24:34 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:24:37 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:24:43 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:24:57 PM] Dylan: IT STILL ISNT ENOUGH, DAMNIT!
[10:25:02 PM] Dylan: BREAK OUT THE CIGARS!
[10:25:10 PM] Dylan: GET THOSE LLAMAS SPINNING!
[10:25:11 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:25:11 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:25:12 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:25:34 PM] Braydon: CALL IN THE CUBAN CIGAR SMOKING LLAMAS WITH SOMBREROS AIRSTRIKE
[10:25:59 PM] Dylan: THE SOMBREROS ARE ALL OUTA FUEL CAPTIAN
[10:26:21 PM] Dylan: AND THE LLAMAS ARE REVOLTING, SIRE
[10:27:44 PM] Dylan: GET THE CHEAP WHISKEY
[10:27:55 PM] Dylan: MAKE SOME OF THAT COMPLICATED ASS COFFEE
[10:28:20 PM] Dylan: WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS, CHIEF
[10:28:58 PM] Shadow: CALL IN THE CHIHUAHUAS
[10:29:09 PM] Dylan: I'LL PHONE OUR UNDERCOVER AGENT
[10:29:15 PM] Dylan: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:29:27 PM] Dylan: WAIT I DIDNT CALL FIRST
[10:29:43 PM] Dylan: ON THE PHONE LIIIIIIIIIIINDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[10:29:57 PM] Dylan: COMMENCE OPERATIONS DOGGY STYLE
[10:30:10 PM] Dylan: THROUGH DRY HUMP
[10:30:24 PM] Dylan: HANGS UP
[10:31:49 PM] Shadow: DID YOU CALL IN THE DOGSTRIKE LIEUTENANT?
[10:32:12 PM] Dylan: THAT'S SOMEWHERE INBETWEEN THE FOREMENTIONED OPERATIONS, SIR
[10:32:50 PM] Dylan: QUICKLY PRIVATE, PREFORM THE RITUAL!
[10:33:03 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:33:06 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:33:09 PM] Shadow: I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! I’M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE! WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO, WOOO WOOO. LOOK AT ME!
[10:33:38 PM | Edited 10:33:55 PM] Shadow: CTHULHU I SUMMON THEE
[10:34:24 PM] Dylan: GREAT JOB CADET
[10:34:48 PM] Dylan: NOW SACRIFICE YOUR PROBABLE VIRGINITY AND WE'RE GUCHI
[10:35:04 PM] Dylan: IF NOT
[10:35:07 PM] Dylan: SHANK THAT MOFO
[10:37:57 PM] Shadow: DROP KICKS A TACO THROUGH A DONUT SHAPED HOLE IN THE SIDE OF AN ICE CREAM TRUCK
DONE COMMAND CHIEF MASTER SERGEANT o7
[10:38:23 PM] Dylan: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT
[10:38:29 PM] Dylan: NOW GET ME THAT TACO
[10:38:37 PM] Dylan: WE'RE USING IT AS BAIT
[10:38:41 PM] Dylan: AND I SKIPPED MY LUNCH
[10:39:37 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE SIR. PULLS TACO OUT OF A GRENADE BOX HERE YOU GO PRIVATE
[10:39:50 PM] Dylan: ADMIRAL, WHERE ARE THE GRENADES?
[10:42:05 PM] Shadow: RIGHT HERE SIR PULLS GRENADES OUT OF THE TACO BELL BAG HERE YOU GO CADET! PULLS PIN AND TOSSES ONE TO YOU
[10:42:37 PM] Dylan: THOSE ARE LIVE SON, EVERYONE TAKE COVER, THIS PENGUIN'S GOING DOWN!
[10:42:59 PM] Shadow: BANANA BOOM
[10:43:12 PM] Dylan: STRAWBERRY EXPLOSION
[10:43:28 PM] Dylan: QUICKLY
[10:43:33 PM] Dylan: TO THE DINGHY
[10:43:38 PM] Shadow: SONIC RAINBOOM
[10:43:51 PM] Dylan: THE DINGHY MAY BE LEAKY
[10:43:52 PM] Shadow: SIR THE DINGY JUST SANK
[10:43:59 PM] Dylan: OR IT WAS MORE THAN LEAKY
[10:44:23 PM] Dylan: IT MUST HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTLEY GUSHING
[10:44:44 PM] Dylan: MY DINGHY WENT FROM LEAKY TO GUSHING ALL IN ONE DAY
[10:45:24 PM] Dylan: NOW GET THIS COCKER SPANIEL BACK AFLOAT, MR. CARPENTER!
[10:45:58 PM] Shadow: AYE AYE BURGER BOY
[10:46:08 PM] Dylan: AND FIND MY TACO
[10:46:12 PM] Dylan: IM PRETTY SURE IT FLOATS
[10:46:56 PM] Shadow: SIR IT WAS IN THE DINGY WHEN IT SANK
[10:48:01 PM] Dylan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY SWEET LOTUS FLOWER!
[10:49:27 PM] Dylan: Aaand we'll be Right back to the Quiglz and Squiglz show right after these messages, brought to you by Doom Inc. enslaving Cubans since yesterday!
This is here so Shadow didn't have to do the edit work, if you saw his post of this, He'll either stop being lazy or edit it himself. Blame Godson/Jorge/ThatCuban for this.But dayum, this was fun.
u wot m8
Whatever you guys were smoking, I want it.
3899869 For me its side effects from the shite that keeps blood out of my lungs. Shadow though, hes Canadian and probably has some kind of weed fertilized by meth and cocaine.
3899869 You want some of that good stuff m8?
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3901438 ye