The Light Side of The Kitchen. · 9:49am Apr 25th, 2016
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Gen called me fat.
Well not in so many words, she pulled me to the side and we chatted about my Snackerfice habits.
I just nodded along in the kitchen, holding a box of Wheat Thins in one hand, a Bottle of Squeeze Cheese in the other.
( This combo is my own personal high heaven.)
Gen told me, she thinks me always snacking on this or that, is not healthy. She goes on to say her own food plan she's on is sooo good, she has more energy, lost some weight and feels just waaay more peppy.
I glance to the living area wheat thin in hand, I narrow my eyes to Troy who is drinking his coffee during this morning, I wonder if he kind of has anything to do with this, as I crunch down upon the cracker.
Gen quickly snaps me back into reality, she thinks if I get my eating habits straightend out, It could help my sleep habits too. I just don't know about all this, I'm waay too set in my ways, I spray a nice swirl of cheese upon a new cracker.
Troy then walks up and agrees, that if I just kept to myself and ate way better, I'd be a lot brighter in the long run, I narrow my eyes to him, I knew he was up to his old shit. I squirt a small shot of cheese into my mouth.
"This isn't about me living better, It's about a certain guy, not wanting to share his shite." I snap with the roll of the eye. Troy of course, goes on a rant about how he doesn't give AF about that.
"Sureee." I quip. ( He's buying food padlocks soon, yeah he doesn't care, my ass.)
The whole kitchen gets tense and BAM!
Gen states how she's always wanted a friend to go on her Food plan with her, I roll my eyes and slide the bottle across the counter. I don't know, she just had that look in her eyes, it was really sweet but kind of burned into my soul.
With a heavy heart and a empty stomach , I agreed to go on this, "Food Plan" Of hers. Troy going on his merry way, I hope he makes the side stop at Tartarus. 
So yeah, Now Today I guess, I'm starting this whole new way of eating, I'm craving my Wheat Thins and Cheese now,just at the thought of it.
But Gen is worth it, I know if I asked her to destory her "Food Plan" and join me on The Darkside of The Kithcen and binge eat, she'd do the same for me.
Anyway wish me luck, also FYI.
I'm planning on still sneaking Troy's Snacks in, about every other day.
What? Rome wasn't built in a day.
NSC.-
Eating well is overrated
And Troy sounds like a fake cockbite
3894612 I can agree with that, But I'll Gen's way a chance...For a bit.
I give myself a week before I crack and get myself a Mini fridge stacked with goodies.
I know...Part of me wants to get a Tattoo that says that now.
Well, good luck with your new "Food Plan". I've been wanting to get a plan too, but between lack of incentive and my high metabolism, it's been kinda hard to keep away from the cookies and the chips, and the doughnuts.
Luckily, I burn through energy pretty quickly, so I don't get fat, but I, sadly, have no abs. My cousin is the only person who can get me to give up junk food for half a week straight!