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  • 418 weeks
    The Light Side of The Kitchen.

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    Gen called me fat.

    Well not in so many words, she pulled me to the side and we chatted about my Snackerfice habits.

    I just nodded along in the kitchen, holding a box of Wheat Thins in one hand, a Bottle of Squeeze Cheese in the other.

    ( This combo is my own personal high heaven.)

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  • 419 weeks
    Luna Damn It! - What Is Wrong With Me?

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    Here I am staring at my computer screen at Celestia knows what time. And I get the munchies, I mean really bad!- I scour the kitchen in search of something...Sweet if I could help it.

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  • 419 weeks
    The Last Sticky Bun Is Mine!....Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

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    Nom-nom-nom...

    I just snuck downstairs, under the cover of the night.

    Accidentally kicked the dog in the side, because the place is just too dang dark. >_<.

    With a swift hand I crept open the fridge, I noticed the plate of sticky buns.

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Apr
22nd
2016

Luna Damn It! - What Is Wrong With Me? · 8:53am Apr 22nd, 2016

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Here I am staring at my computer screen at Celestia knows what time. And I get the munchies, I mean really bad!- I scour the kitchen in search of something...Sweet if I could help it.

Nope a few frozen pizzas, a bottle of diet fanta and of course the one thing you never want to see.- Week old food wrapped in foil. Indeed my ways of living had caught up with me, I could swipe Gen's stuff, though she is on a health binge so....bleh.

Troy would kill me if I "Snackerficed" his shite twice in a row, so yeah I bundled myself in my darkest hoodie. ( You know so oncoming cars would not see me. :unsuresweetie:)

I slipped on my fav pair of house shoes, you know the pair you would never show up in public in. Unless it was like 3:00 A.M, yeah that pair, just a step above wearing bunny slippers.

Anyway like a fool I forget my phone, not forget really, just got real lazy and said "Psst...who needs a phone!!"

I walk myself up the road, we are like a ten minute walk away from walmart, though on my way this night I find a weird guy just sitting on a stump, on the side of the road. He asks if I'd like some company to walk with, I of course say no.

Didn't stop him from watching me walk away, I mean 9/10 on the creep scale. Welp I drag myself through the front doors of Walmart, I need to burn a bit of time so I look over the usual .

Blouses,sales,shoes. Then I make my way to the hobby sections, Figures,games and even some cool plushies. FYI they are selling FNAF plushies here,might just grab one soon.

After getting strange looks from the women working the night shift, You know the look, Like why is a girl here dressed like a street urchin at the early morning. I roll my eyes and head to the snack aisle.

I grab gummies, candies, a few donuts and a few boxes of Tex/Mex dishes. I even grab a few drinks, My fav IC Root beer and Dew Shine. ( Tastes pretty odd, but I like odd.)

I go to pay for my stuff, and yep, I didn't bring my purse. All that for nothing, I have to drag my ass through the store,putting my things up, getting those looks again and then head out.

Who is in the parking area though? My good friend stumpy, he asks if he could walk me home....again.

I say my friend is coming to pick me up, We kind of just stare at each other for a bit. I scoot back inside the store, I walk around this place like a fool for another 15 minutes. Stumpy finally gives up and goes away.

I rush back home, tired and starving, I open up the fridge and grab a Fruit Salad off of Gen's side, it was ok, though after the night I had, could have been a slop pop and I wouldn't have cared.

Anyway always carry your purse with you, make sure to keep a phone handy and last...

You are able to open a drink if you plan to buy it, I had drunk a root beer bottle, before noticing I didn't have a purse.

So yeah...

In Walmart is a six pack of Root Beers with a empty bottle in it.:trollestia:

I'm going to hell.

And I'm scared to show myself at Walmart now.:facehoof:

NSC.-:heart:

Comments ( 13 )

Ah, waking up at like 5am to go to Walmart/Tesco in your PJs and bunny slippers... I'd totally do that more often if I had my own place. It's on my list of things to do when I finally move out of the house!:rainbowlaugh: What? I'm pretty sure that's pretty normal human behavior... >.> And if it isn't... who dafuq cares?!

This was easily the highlight of my day lol, best blog post ever.
And sorry you had to deal with a creeper!

3889072 Enjoy it while you can, Roomies are a whole new box of worms...or at least for me. Troy is a huge dick at times, :facehoof: I swear if I were a guy he'd prob have killed me already.:rainbowwild:

Gen is awesome...she's my little ray of sunshine, in a soft spoken package :trollestia:

3890226 Glad my misery brought you a smile.:unsuresweetie:

Meh. If he'd tried something, I think I could have handled myself, I wear a claw ring on my middle finger like always.I think in a pinch could at least level the playing field.:pinkiecrazy:

3892577 no no no, I meant it was just kinda silly like "I slipped on my fav pair of house shoes, you know the pair you would never show up in public in. Unless it was like 3:00 A.M, yeah that pair, just a step above wearing bunny slippers."

Ya I'm sure you woulda messed him up badly with that ring, probably tear a chunk out of his eye easily. Probably coulda robbed him afterwards too if you felt inclined.

3892584 :rainbowlaugh: Don't apologize , I knew what you meant, I was just messing with you. :trollestia:

~Pokes your chest.~

Heehee...Yeah I would have prob robbed him afterwards,sounds like something I'd do.:pinkiecrazy:

3892573 D'aaawwww!:rainbowkiss: Roommates ain't gonna stop me from being me!:rainbowwild:

3892614 Same with me!!- If you live with me be ready for Snackerfices almost everynight!:rainbowwild:

3894581 ... If I lived with anyone, I'd rig the padlock securing my munchies with an electrifier and explosives.:pinkiecrazy:

3894593 Funny you say that, Troy is talking about ordering some new fancy Food Padlocks. :rainbowwild:

Oh Troy...I'll find your keys or codes and eat it all still...just because you bugg me.:unsuresweetie:

3894596 I'll just get a sledge hammer.:rainbowlaugh:

3894611 Why thank you.:moustache:

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