Stories And Story Ideas

_____You know what, I wanted to make that title longer, but then it would have become a ramble and then I realized that that probably should've been saved for the actual blog post because the title isn't the blog post, that's what the blog post is for, right? Right. I mean, that was completely a run-on sentence and I suppose that I don't care... I made it work, but still!
_____I guess that's beside the point. You came here to read what I put in the title anyway!

_____So below is a list of titles that I am working on or hope to be working on. Well, some of them have titles, I'm not good at coming up with stuff like that, especially names, so it takes me a while. Keep in mind, it's very brief descriptions of stories, I may or may not go into extra detail, or I may leave things out. If anyone asks me about them I can either respond to you in a mail or a comment, just let me know that down below.

_____So first off, something near and dear to my heart—aside from you Rarity! I'll always love you!
_____Yay.
_____—anyway, with that out of the way, I can talk about another story called....
_____A Series of Magical Mishaps. A black woman from another world that is not Earth gets transported to Equestria by none other than... herself. As the title suggests, it's really about Naomi screwing up and, really, a lot of the situations she gets in are her own damn fault. Obviously, her magical experiments don't turn out quite as planned. Oh, and she gets turned into an alicorn by a mysterious entity just to see what happens, and she becomes a mercenary trying to make a living while also laying low. In her world, despite being part of the nobility, the strong rule the weak, and to be a citizen it's required to have military training. That's pretty much it, for now.
_____Oh, I guess that I would like to thank Banchoking for coming up with the title for the story, and Drefsab (blessed be his name, truly; he is a merciful god, his words not mine) for providing wonderful feedback. Well, the previous story that I just talked about. But I'm rambling, I just included the page break so that it wouldn't get so long. Either way, on to the next story!

_____Beware of Human: Octavia hires a human bodyguard to guard the premises of her home from all the paparazzi who keep coming to her house and stealing random shit. Wait, is that a bodyguard, or just a guard, or some other kind of fancy name for that? Let me know before I finish this story. And yes, she does indeed put a sign in her front lawn and backyard -- wait that's two signs -- that say, 'beware of human!' Because, ya know, kinda like having a 'beware of dog!' sign. Which I always thought were cool. And that's what I based it off of.

_____Fluttershy the Trophy Wife: This is a gift for -TGM-, bless the man, he put up with being a Displaced mod. That should be enough. Anyways, onwards to the fic. I realize that Fluttershy is kind of considered to be a... well, prize to be won by characters in a lot of romance fics. Quite a bit of them that I've read, actually. I'm not saying they're bad but.... You know what?
_____This entire story may or may not have been inspired by this blog post of his. I was thinking of introducing a female anon but I'm not so sure... it's supposed to be making fun of the tropes that go with a typical anon story and whatnot.
_____DONE!

_____[NAME PENDING]: Luna discovers a strong mental presence in her dream realm, caught in a seemingly unending nightmare. However, she seems to be unable to access it, as if it's being shielded from outsiders. Who or what is this presence? Can Celestia and her human advisor help? But in the end... should Luna have left things well enough alone?
_____Not the best description, I know, but that's not going to be the finished product.

_____The Chess Masters: A mysterious hooded figure clad completely in clothes comes to Ponyville in search of a worthy rival... someone who can finally beat this entity at a game.
_____Couldn't really do anything more without giving away what's it's supposed to be about.

_____What's With the Cat?: .... Okay, so human in Equestria starts seeing weird things, courtesy of ponies. Like, seriously why is that cat purple, and why is Twilight white now? A pure comedy that probably shouldn't be taken seriously.

_____[NAME PENDING]: Two Hispanic twin human newborns get left on the doorstep of the castle of the two sisters. So, naturally, Celestia adopts them. Also, they seem to come with instructions along with names. Mara and Gideon. They're absolutely adorable until they hit the age of four. Which is when they start developing... quickly. They know things they shouldn't know, they do things they shouldn't be able to do, they act too old for their age. How do they know some of the most dangerous spells that were in the books that came with them, when Celestia had those same books kept locked and safely hidden away?
_____Kind of a disturbing story that I wanted to do, these two kids get left at the castle, common story trope of leaving a child there, but for unknown reasons. They're left with a ton of books describing them, along with spells to teach the children as they grow up. It also includes warnings on the most dangerous of the books, kept inside a magical chest. "Do not attempt to destroy this tome. For what is contained within is the birthright of these two children. Only they can freely access it at any time, along with the person who found it first and touched this tome. Those seeking to abuse the knowledge contained, who approach with malice in their hearts, or otherwise misuse this book, shall not be able to make use of this repository of magic."

_____EDIT/S: [NAME PENDING]: Rarity goes to Earth to hang out with her best human friend. This is supposed to be a birthday gift for Drefsab. It's a happy story. Snuggles and/or belly rubs will be nice.
_____I knew I forgot something. However, seeing as the date is coming up so fast... I don't think I can do it this year. I might have to wait until next year to do it. You see, back when I first made this blog, it was shortly before I released chapter five of WotH. Which came out 17 days later after this blog was posted. I had approximately THREE months to make this happen, but I put it off for different reasons, and thus botched up my original planned time. One is that I was kind of... burnt out after finishing chapter five of WotH. Not so much burned out, so much that I REALLY wanted to (and still do, though I might edit it out later once I finish it) chapter six of WotH. I'd probably have that chapter done already if I wasn't honor-bound to complete Fluttershy the Trophy Wife first as I said I would. Which I kind of put off for another reason. I left off at episode 5 of RWBY season 3. I stopped watching to wait for the videos to be uploaded to Youtube, then finish the rest of the season, but I kind of forgot about it and kept putting it off. I then deigned to watch the rest of season 3. I was kind of depressed afterwards and didn't want to do much of anything the next 8 hours. I think I mentioned this to some extent in one of my later blogs but not nearly as much as I'm doing now. I got over it about a day later but I just kept putting off writing. Which brings me to my third point. General laziness and possibly Ark Survival. Seriously, fun game but there are still problems with it to be fair.
_____Now, I could finish this idea in the little window of time that I have, if I rushed. But the quality would be shit, it still doesn't have a title, and there's no cover art. Whereas FtTW has cover art, is being currently worked on, and I promised I would finish that fir...st.... Actually, I believe that I only said that I wouldn't complete the 6th chapter (or at least release it) of WotH until I completed FtTW. Still, though. Continuing on to other story ideas.

_____The Person You Need Is Nanny McPhee.: My first crossover story. The title says it all. Not sure when, or if, I'll actually do it but who knows.

_____HK-47 in Equestria: Okay, so I kind of lied. This is my first actual crossover idea story. That's also a working title. I just forgot to put this in the original blog post. Whoops. Kind of interesting, in that Rarity is the new master. I'm not entirely sure if I can make it work, now that I think about it, since it'd be kind of silly. Thing is, I have a hard time taking things silly, and am more serious at times, yet it also appears to other people that I don't take things seriously either.

_____Breaking a Pinkie Promise and Getting Away With it: I had planned for this to feature a random human woman breaking her promise, not fully realizing the ramifications for doing so, and subsequently going to absurd lengths to get away with it. But after having thought about it, one of the human—well one of them at least—characters that show up in Fluttershy the Trophy Wife could be perfect since she's already kind of established, thus we are a little familiar with her character and how she reacts to things. Plus, she would also have some prior experience to a pinkie promise, but not enough to understand what happens if you break one.

_____The Next Elements: (Working title, suggestions welcome especially when you read the rest about this story idea.) You know back in the day, and maybe even today, where a lot of shitty stories had a seventh element of harmony given to a shitty OC? Human or otherwise? Yeah, I wanted this story's title to make it appear that this story would be like that, not so much in the description, because I want to see how many people ACTUALLY stay to read it and judge it based on its merit. Okay, now to get into the story itself.
_____You see, I would have this human character be a kind of magical blacksmith. He lives alone, inside his mountain home near a pony village, which I have not given a name as of yet. From there, he forges powerful magical artifacts, weapons, and armor, whether through enchantments, or using magic to strengthen their materials. When one of the Elements of Harmony are damaged, the Princesses Celestia and Luna decide to reveal his location and existence as he is possibly the only one who can repair the Elements. The reason why he is generally unknown to the rest of the world is because he made a deal with Celestia and Luna long ago, far before Luna's NMM tantrum by at least a hundred years, that he would not be bothered. Well, that and managed to be recognized as a sovereign ruler of his little home. So he is literally king in his own home, so that, if anyone else does find out about him, he can't be ordered around because of territory disputes and whatnot.
_____Even though he's a bit of a recluse (not wanting to be bothered so that he can focus on his work) he's aware of the outside world via his magic. He can talk to birds or finds out news from the ponies who live at the foot of the mountain, who are sworn to keep his existence either a secret or to make sure that no one disturbs him. Due to his birds, which he relies on more, he is quite aware of the happenings and major upheavals of Mundus (did I mention that I'll refer to the planet as that from now on? Well, I am.) and more than aware of the Elements of Harmony and what they can do. He just doesn't know how they were made or where they came from. He has taken a special interest in these powerful tools and has challenged himself to create great artifacts of power to rival the Elements. He has succeeded, so far, in creating two pieces which are similar in power, and somewhat similar in function to the Elements of Harmony.
_____Here's the ironic thing. He can't even use these artifacts, which he considers (well, for a time he did) to be his most powerful and greatest of works in terms of weapons. The artifacts, which HE CREATED, find him unworthy to be wielded by him. So while he has a good estimate on what they do, he has no idea what they're actually supposed to fucking do.
_____Man, this was an idea that had been in my head for a while and I really like the idea to the point that I could talk about it for a long while. But that's it for now, for that story, at least. I also realized I talked about it more than any other story idea. Guess I had more to say about it than I thought. Maybe I could go and make this shorter as to not spoil things and whatnot or whatever. What do you guys think?
_____Did I mention that he's not the main character? He's kind of just a supporting character and we still follow the ponies more than we do this guy, and most of what we get to know about him is just to make him interesting and what we need to know and stuff?

_____Reality Needs a Patch: A purely comedy story that shouldn't be taken seriously at all. Definitely the silliest thing I've come up with and will write in my highly valued opinion. And if it's somehow not, then it's definitely up there in terms of silliness. Oh wait, you guys want to know what it's about. Well, many weeks ago I made a thread about this, and it helped with ideas for this story, got a bunch of stuff to work with now BUT it's about two humans named Alice and Bob who run purely on video game physics. That's it, that's really all you need to know.

_____Aerwin: the Mon-Keigh and Pony Expert: A funny Eldar (40k) crossover about a /TG/ related Eldar woman who documents humans and now ponies. No idea if I'll actually do it, but I was inspired with this idea along with another story (which will be more mysterious and serious) as my Eldar crossover story. Since I haven't found a good Eldar fic on this site yet. Don't know when (or if) I'll ever do it as the other idea is more likely to be done, (nope, definitely doing this first now) but this story shouldn't be taken seriously in the slightest. I think she's kind of cute, bumbling about and misinterpreting very human (and pony) things is also funny. With the assistance of her soundgrot Mike, and her cameraman (camera-wraithguard) Dave, (and who also always speaks in CAPS) she tries to educate her craftworld kin on the behavior of humans and ponies, as she believes that both are beautiful creatures and thus, should not be exterminated. So... basically she'd be somewhat similar to the fan interpretation of Lyra. Except an Eldar.
_____Except that, she also kind of can't get back to her universe. Whoops.
_____If you can, I bet you can guess what her name is an homage to.
_____Note: (which shall be removed later) I will eventually get to the other idea for the Eldar crossover fic. Describing it at least. When I get off my lazy ass to do it.

_____[NAME PENDING]: Okay, so I'm up late at night right now, writing this, but... before I forget everything. A human with chronic pain and/or muscular dystrophy encounters a pony with chronic pain and/or muscular dystrophy. More like, brought together, actually, by a mysterious being. It offers them two choices. Be rid of these conditions forever, and live the rest of their lives happily free of this torture. Or... be granted mysterious powers to complete some obscure goal to rid everyone who has these conditions, at the expense that, they shall still have their current conditions and if they fail, all their work shall be for naught.
_____However, the entity only lets the downsides be known after the duo accept the second offer.

_____Whatever You Do: Don't Turn on the Lights: A horror story that ties directly into Wrath of the Harbinger and will obviously be rated mature. I have a lot planned for it, but I don't want to spoil anything quite yet, especially since we're no where near close to this point. However, I'll let you know of this. A mysterious ship falls from the sky. The Crystal Empire and Equestrians join together and send a team of royal guards to investigate.
_____When this story comes out, it'll be completely done and will have the thriller tag. The thriller tag will be removed after the story is done because a chapter will be released every Saturday until the end.

_____The DodoRex Goes to Equestria: How do you kill this thing?!

_____[NAME PENDING]: A story where there is a human who works with a pony detective in Canterlot. The pony detective... not exactly a detective, more like he does things in a very unconventional manner and is paid very well for his services. No matter how tough the job is, or what it is, the pony always gets it done. The human is in charge of the Canterlot Police. If it weren't for the fact that the pony is so effective at what he does, the Royal Canterlot Police/Guard would have arrested him already but the human decides that it has served the greater good to keep him around. Basically a crime series.

_____So yeah. I just felt like getting that out there. Which of these story ideas sound the most interesting? Can you guys give me name suggestions for the three (and any working titles) unnamed stories? They're all going to be written but... yeah. Actually no. Maybe not all of them. Just the most interesting ones. The crossovers are the last on my list of priorities. And the Nanny crossover would be rated everyone. Which I kind of don't do as a general rule as most of my stories are at least rated teen.
_____Oh, up until this point I went without mentioning Wrath of the Harbinger! Yay! I won't talk your ears off about it this time! Nope. Due to a recent edit on the 7/15/16 I mentioned it. Because I feel like I talk about it too much at times. Probably.... I mean, I just mentioned it but that's it, I won't talk about it anymore for this post. If you managed to make it this far without getting bored, here, have a Pinkie Pie.

_____See you around!