[Metacritic Monday] Super Mario Galaxy · 10:16pm Mar 10th, 2016
Albeit overdue, the new episode of Metacritic Monday!
Hello everyone! My name is SuperKamek and welcome back to another episode of "Metacritic Monday", where I bitch and complain about people who bitch and complain. This week's episode is WAY over late, but things got in the way and it was all just a huge mess. Fire Emblem, school, late homework and upcoming tests were just SOME of the things my wonderful life was graced with. But I'm here now, and March Break is coming up soon, so I'll have more time for Metacritic Monday!
Please, please, PLEASE take note that I will not be ripping apart reviews that are actually legit. If someone dislikes a game for a reason, I'm all okay with that. What I'm NOT okay with is false information, like those stupid "0/10" reviews you find sometimes. Also take note that this is for entertainment and comedy purposes only, so I will be exaggerating a few points I make. So, without further ado, let's delve into Metacritic Monday!
This week's episode is particularly special to me. Super Mario Galaxy is not only one of the finest 3D platformers I've ever played, but also my favorite Mario game ever made. What's there to dislike? The soundtrack is beautiful, the level design is creative and actually very fun, and this isn't even starting about Rosalina and her absolutely fantastic backstory (for a Mario character, at least). Well apparently, this douche-nozzle managed to scour the trash bag and find something to hate about the game.
Reminder that this game means a LOT to me. It was the game that opened me up to games outside of just my copy of Super Mario 64 DS, and for a while was my favorite game of all time. So get your 30-second fire flowers ready, because we're going to be searching the galaxy trying to figure out where the hell this guy's brain's gone.
It was actually difficult to see which one I would cover, but I eventually made a choice...
I love platformers and i really looked forward 2 this game but its no ratchet. if this game had better graphics and much better art direction (that transported you to amazing worlds like platformers are supposed to), if the camera was better and the planetoids and swimming levels were all gone and replaced with fun levels that used the motion controls, Galaxy could have been a great game. Its a bad game, but a major improvement over the equalley mundane but even harder to control Sunshine.
For real, man?
I love platformers
and i really looked forward 2 this game but its no ratchet.
This is:
(I know he meant Ratchet and Clank; just roll with it)
if this game had better graphics
I know the Wii's graphics were dumb, but this was still a damn fine-looking game!
and much better art direction
I would agree with you on a fair level had it not been for this next part coming up:
(that transported you to amazing worlds like platformers are supposed to)
Sorry, did I hear you right, or did you say that Super Mario Galaxy; a game where you fly to bizarre and unique new worlds while traversing incredible landscapes and planets... is NOT up to your standards of what a platformer is supposed to be?
You're a fucking idiot, you know that? 
if the camera was better
What, I-
I don't even have anything to say on that one. What do you want more of, hmm? More buttons to shift the camera ever so slightly to the fucking left? The camera is fine, nitwit!
and the planetoids and swimming levels were all gone
Oh, so what you're saying is that to make Super Mario Galaxy good... you have to remove... Super Mario Galaxy?
and replaced with fun levels that used the motion controls,
Yeah, "fun" and "motions controls" don't really...
Y'know...
Galaxy could have been a great game.
Which it is.
Its a bad game,
Which it is not.
but a major improvement over the equalley mundane but even harder to control Sunshine.
And that concludes today's Metacritic Monday! Did you enjoy the show? If so, leave a comment down below! Also, what are your thoughts on Super Mario Galaxy? Like it? Hate it? Really you choice, I won't blame you if you hate it. The Wii certainly does hinder the game a bit, but I think if you actually took the time to play the game, you'll get nothing but enjoyment out of it. Well, most of it anyway. The best news though?
Guess what company's thinking of a new Super Mario Galaxy game for the NX? 
What interests me now is:
What are your opinions on Sunshine and Galaxy 2?
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Galaxy 2 was great, if a little easy. Wasn't quite as good as the original, but at least I enjoyed myself.
Sunshine was... good. It wasn't a terrible game by any means, but I do understand why people complain about it so much.
Really now? It's a great game but my all time favorite is Bowser's inside story.
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Well, that's your favorite, isn't it?
I love Rosalina's backstory!
Meanwhile, the one person on the bloody Earth who liked the Kinect cries himself to sleep.
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One of my favs as well.
Galaxy means a lot to me as well. I have great memories of playing it with my really patient dad, and it's a major part of what brought me into video games. Yeah... I should bring it out sometime and play with my brother...
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But I did it all alone. I'm literally the only one in my family who likes video games.
I have super awesome memories of playing this game as well!
Hahaha!
I'm so lonely.