So this is a blog. And I'm the one who's writing it. It doesn't really make sense, I know. But bear with me. It's going to make less sense, I promise. As you've noticed, I've never written a single story on the site yet, as is the case with my entire life. Why? Well, it's not because I can't write. I can't write. But that's not the reason. It's because I don't write. It's not something I do. It's