Suddenly... a blog appears!

So this is a blog. And I'm the one who's writing it. It doesn't really make sense, I know. But bear with me. It's going to make less sense, I promise. As you've noticed, I've never written a single story on the site yet, as is the case with my entire life. Why? Well, it's not because I can't write. I can't write. But that's not the reason. It's because I don't write. It's not something I do. It's something I don't do. It's not one of my character traits. Sure, I write speeches, scripts, reviews and things like whatever... this is. I'm sure it's not a blog though. I mean, what do people write in blogs anyway? What's that you say? Bloggy stuff? But that's boring. Why would anyone want to read that? But then again I loved Mnemosyne no Musume-tachi, so I guess nobody is perfect. But I'm getting on track here. Let's get back off track. Writing a story, huh? Eh, sure why not. Maybe I will, one day. In the future. Who knows? Maybe it's fun. And If I ever do write one, you can bet that it will be the best story on the site. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. But don't get your hopes up though. I may never write it. Anyway, enough of that subplot, let's get back on track. Blog. What is one? I might as well look it up, since I guess I'm technically writing one. Wait a sec. Searching. OK. So apparently according to Cambridge English Dictionary, a blog is a ​regular ​record of ​your ​thoughts, ​opinions, or ​experiences that you put on the internet for other ​people to ​read. Well, sounds true but it's incomplete. A correct translation would be ''An excuse for people to tell about their worthless opinions to other people.'' Look, I get that you liked the new episode of MLP so much and you also like Attack on Titan too, but did I really need to know that? It's not like you made an actual review with interesting opinions that have a different and analytical take on the source material. Just saying you like that one line from that one scene is not enough. Look, I'm not saying everyone is like that. There are tons of people with great opinions and it's fun to read just why they have that opinion, because they do a pretty good job explaining it. I believe the ones who should be allowed to blog are;
1. People who write stories and want to blog updates for his/her fans.
2. People who write genuine reviews.
3. People who have interesting opinions and are good at explaining themselves.
4. People like me who educate other people.
And you shouldn't blog if;
1. You're none of the types of people above.
2. You're name is an animal or dinosaur related pun (or worse... both).
And that about covers it. My first ever blog. Thanks for reading, I guess. What did you not think of it? If you have something constructive to say, you can comment. But let's not kid ourselves. You're going to comment even if you don't have something constructive to say .

Comments

[Not_Okuzanasouruz]

Hi bruh ! I'm a big one of you.Just wanna let you know , im gonna kill you and burn your childrens alive while im eating a pork chop that i get by hitting a wall from Castlevania with my whip.

[Visual Novel]

3529792 Your mother .