Spoilers: The Land of OZ (1904)

Act 1: After taking over the throne in Emerald City, the Wizard spirited Princess Ozma away and left her in the care of Mombi. Mombi raises Ozma as a boy named Tip. While Mombi is away on business Tip builds a mankin named Pumpkinhead Jack. Jack manages to startle Mombi, but gives her something to test the new powder of life formula with, a concoction that she scammed off of another sorcerer. WIth a mog and a pinkie promise, a tog and an up thumb, culminating with a wog (that washed the spider out) Jack comes to life. Tip, finding this all very amusing, is revealed to be hiding in the bushes and ejaculates several times throughout the story. Upon the discovery Mombi demands Tip help her carry her goods to their cottage. Jack is locked up in a stable, and Mombi decides Tip isn't worth the effort to take care of anymore so she sets to work brewing up a potion that will turn her ward to stone, that she might decorate her garden with the petrified if not lifeless body. Tip, who doesn't want to become a statue, waits for Mombi to fall asleep before raiding the kitchen for supplies. Tip then frees Jack and they make their escape well into the night.

I'd go into more details of the story, about how Tip begs food off of General Jinjur in exchange for aiding her army in the hostile take over of Emerald City. I could explore how the Scarecrow was dethroned by an army of suffragettes, how he was later reunited with his life partner the Tin Woodsman, and how with the help of a dozen or so field mice, a thoroughly educated wogglebug (not to be confused with a synthesizer), a grumpy thing made worse by tying two sofa's tied together, and a child imbued with the powers of a god, along with aid from the good witch Glinda, not to mention a saw horse, it was inevitable the scarecrow would go mad.

That is to say, the lunacy of the situation gave the scarecrow time enough to think on the matter. And, in the end, he gave up the throne of Emerald City to a morphodite. Only to retire from politics and become chairman of the federal reserve for winkies. . . But, if I had just told you the the story was a TFTG fetish comedy with lots of ejaculation and fly's in place of running like a pair of old pantyhose, you'd think it was something dirty. Especially when I got to the parts about the birds and the bees. And, heaven knows the only bees in this story are emasculated puppets if not outright members of the castrati. . . In fact, I think Jenna's Blog should do an episode about this. Did Jenna's blog do a parody of this? Furthermore, I have to question why there isn't an OZ perplex book out yet. I mean seriously, Gregory Maguire you're slacking off, get up off your lazy butt and write a better parody. . . Clearly wrongs in the land of OZ practically write themselves.
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