Away on Business · 4:17pm Jan 19th, 2016
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO, FIMFICTION!
I have a job. It is a job that I hate, but it is a job that pays higher than minimum wage, so at the moment I'm slightly interested in keeping it. In order to do so, I must now embark on a trip to a place several hours away from my desktop, where there's no guarantee I'll have access to either wifi or a computer with which to access it. I'll be back sometime late on Friday.
If you want to earn massive brownie points with yours truly for some strange reason, this is your chance. I'm a big fan of aesthetically pleasing numbers. I like to look at the views I've gotten in a day, then compare them to my official Views-per-Day ratio, and then feel satisfied whenever the daily total is at or above that ratio.
Basically, if you want to get on my good side, keep those numbers above whatever the current ratio is until I get back. Anything from group submissions to just obsessively re-reading everything, whatever makes the graph glow blue.
For the record, you don't have to do that. I'll probably be really suspicious of your motives if you admit to it. And of course, my work should probably stand on its own merits.
Still, we can all afford to be a little selfish once in a while.
GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEE, FIMFICTION!
Also, hopefully my new story clears sometime today.