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Bumblebee Tuner


I'm the son of a rogue and a social worker with a college degree and artistic license. The only people I don't get along with are autocratic dictators who think they're God, or know the will of God.

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  • 431 weeks
    Review: Army of Darkness RPG Take 2

    Let me start by saying I have three more chapters to read in this monstrosity before I can say I've read the whole thing cover to cover. Those chapters being ..Ash Rules'' from Wiseman's heads up display through the battle system and ..Once more into the breach.'' Let me just mention If I ever buy a book from Eden Studios again it will be softcover. I'll admit I liked 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer'

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  • 432 weeks
    Review: Bridges out of Poverty Chs. 1-10

    I'll start by pointing out that this book is written in a similar vain to 'Paved With Good Intentions' and 'The Myth of The Middle Class.' While I'm fairly certain I could make a decent argument that my father was merchant poor, my mother was farm poor, and I find myself (at times) resource poor, this particular book isn't about how poor I am. Where this book differs from those cited earlier is

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  • 433 weeks
    Review of Adlerian Family Counseling: 3rd edition

    I probably should have written this up monday, but there isn't much to say. This is a procedural manual, it is my second favorite after Skill Streaming the Adolescent. After reading this book full of flow charts and stage directions I have this weird theory that children in latency stage should be exposed to Montessori methods, children in elementary school should be taught debate if not rational

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  • 433 weeks
    I'm going to let you in on a little secret...

    The reason the first few chapters of Unremarkable Sparkle haven't changed is because I intended for Blood Diamond/Bakckstabbing Blade to go world hopping. The Goldfield Syndrome is actually the reaction of the assorted "Diamonds" finding themselves in Academy City for the first time, and eventually the cannon world will be hit as well...as the Mentally Advanced Series and Friendship is

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  • 434 weeks
    Home is where your curse is... And done.

    Perfunctory fan art ahoy!

    I couldn't quite get the anatomy right, the alicorn is supposed to be Princess Luna...
    https://www.fimfiction.net/story/280605/home-is-where-your-curse-is

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Jan
14th
2016

I have an idea for another crossover... · 7:09am Jan 14th, 2016

Laughing Coffin: Apocalypse Equestria
After spending three years in the human world, Sword Art Online survivor Sunset Shimmer returns to Equestria with Luna Katsuragi and Pinkie Pie in tow. Only to discover the world has been Ravaged/Devastated by Tirek. Can an exile, black swordsman, and gypsy bard fresh from the lunatic asylum (not to mention former human sociopaths) defeat a semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic being and Discord in a world where Princess Cadence and Nightmare Moon failed so epically? Featuring Yui as Luna's imaginary friend/daughter.

Sunset would have been put in the asylum for claiming to essentially be a 'pony princess from a parallel world' during the questioning/interrogation after surviving the death game.

Luna, a beta tester or game designer (for obvious reasons) would have been thrown in the asylum while trying to rescue Celestia in the ALO arc.

And, Pinkie Pie would be thrown in the asylum during the Gun Gale Online incident... because she and Maude conspired together (or worked in concert) to kill players/competitors during the bullets for blood tournament.

All three would naturally have to organize a break out and all would have a tragic backstory.

Sunset would have joined the Moonlit Black Cats, consisting of Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Gilda, and AppleJack who was recovering from the loss of Big Mac, while clearing the first floor. Sunset would later meet Apple Bloom during the dragon-tamer filler episode but would fail to report the death of her siblings. And would later join Laughing Coffin because she bought into their philosophy of justifiable homicide.

Pinkie Pie would have been hit with a bale'foal' polymorph spell early on in in the game and would spent the first third of the game as a pony (and if I wanted to go really dark be used as breeding stock for a racehorse mini-game). Upon being rescued by Starlight Glimmer the two found'd Laughing Coffin. A group of player killers or grief'ers who justify blood vengeance, death, and destruction as a way of ending the suffering of others.

Luna would more or less be Kirito save a few cosmetic details and Celestia would be the deputy director of the Knights of Blood instead of Asuna. The romance would be replaced with a more platonic relationship and the plug would be pulled on Celestia, who never recovered from the ALO Coma, while she was simultaneously forced to marry Discord posthumously. Discord has Luna declared clinically insane and gets to keep the Company that owns ALO.

These backstories would be explored interstitially as the story would take place mostly in Equestria. Wherein what remains of Laughing Coffin and the mercenary Luna discover not only is Celestia is still alive, but that they must team up with a group of incompetent rebels. Rebels that bite into their feels with a vengeance because the team knew their alternate reality counterparts died because they were just as stupid. . . except for Twilight Sparkle who was more or less rendered into vegetable.

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