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Fire Zap


I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

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  • 419 weeks
    THE HYPE TRAIN IS REAL, PEOPLE

    OH HYPE TRAIN, OVER HERE BUDDY

    Fair warning, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

    You knew this was coming, right? RIGHT?!

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  • 419 weeks
    OMG, CAN THIS JUST BE A SEASON OPENER OR SOMETHING?!

    Okay, so last night, I had a dream. A really awesome dream.

    So, I was at a camp? And there were three purple boxes. And I was Rainbow Dash, who had fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
    But Sunset didn't know, and thought Rainbow was being obnoxious.
    So Princess Luna sends Rainbow/me a pamplet with instructions to visit her at midnight.

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  • 420 weeks
    I made a picture!

    http://fireeriszap.deviantart.com/art/Kaiwii-Kitty-Akira-Tsunkino-602427194

    Have to do deviantart link because I DELETED IT.

    Stupid computer.

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  • 420 weeks
    New Series!

    Every Monday, I will ask a question most people either haven't figured out, or is just so mind baffling it will make you go "WHAT!?"

    So, the question for today is:

    James and Lily Potter's Patronuses are, respectfully, A stag and a doe. They are literal soulmates.

    HOWEVER, Severus's Patronus is a doe, and Harry's is a stag. Are THEY literal soulmate too, J. K. Rowling?

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  • 421 weeks
    That Moment When...

    You finish Fallout: Equestria.

    Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

    Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

    OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

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Jan
13th
2016

I'm bored so I'll explain my OC to y'all · 5:02am Jan 13th, 2016

My OC's name is Fire Eris Zap. At this moment she is sixteen. She is the only pegasus to have been born in her family for 49 generations. Her cutie mark is a fire ball with a bolt of colorful lightning, to represent her colorful yet fiery personality. She likes flying, reading, drawing, baking, destroying things (For some odd reason, she's never gotten in trouble for THAT one) dancing, singing, playing the violin, cosplaying, roleplaying, gardening, rollerblading, and talking to nothing in particular just because she can. Dislikes include: Homework, any sort of chores, watching/interacting with her brother, (Who once COVERED her room in orange spray paint because she came home five minutes later tan usual) her neighbor, Mr, Quickflash, (Who beat her up so badly when she was three than she was in a coma for almost an entire YEAR because she pronounced his name "Mr. Quackflash." Because his family was rich and famous, he got 8 1/2 years in jail with no parole. She usually breaks anything on his property.) And boxed food.
She owns a pet kitten, name Miss Pirate, because her cat has a black splotch over one eye, and two rabbits, named Strawberry Pie and Peach Cobbler (She was two, don't ask) Her favorite food is Angel devil cream cake, with extra chocolate curls. Her least favorite food is STOVE TOPĀ©. (Yes, Stove top exists in Equestria.) She has three siblings, her brother, Green Streak, who is a greenish white unicorn with blue eyes and grass green hair, and her twin sisters, Raspberry Swirl, whose mane and tail are alternating colors or magneta and red, and her coat is light pink, and she has deep, deep, blue eyes, and Blueberry Blast, who has BRIGHT pink eyes, a deep blue mane and tail, and a sky blue coat. They are both earth ponies. Fire Zap is a white pegasus with muti-colored hair, and rainbow swirl eyes, though, they tend to be distracting at times, so her hair is usually red, and her eyes are usually blue and yellow. (No one knows why though, and she's not telling.)

That's all I can think of. I'll add more later.

May Luna bless your dreams, goodnight everypony!

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