The Day Today · 4:12pm Jan 7th, 2016
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On The Day Today tonight:
"My goodness, that girl can sing," says Discord's doctor;
Celestia in stare-out with new 'cake-based' villian;
And theme-park opening ends in tragedy as falling stallion crushes roundabout.
Those are the headlines - now set phasors to news!
The Day Today: approaching Equestria's events with a broad scope and well thought-out plan.
Reports have just come in suggesting that Appleloosa may be about to disappear. Scientists have long been concerned about rumours that the charming desert town may be shrinking, but only recently has the size of the full scale of the magnitude of the situation been recognised. It seems that repeated rainstorms in the area have caused the town to shrink due to communal errosion, and, says Professor Decisions McCarthy, who has just returned from touring Saddle Arabia with his new chalk-balancing act, Appleloosa may soon disappear altogether. He told us:
The town, which is Equestria's chief exporter of string, is expected to be gone by next Wednesday. Inhabitants have been seen sacrificing precious time in an attempt to get the town museum's rarest artifacts, a collection of ancient hoof-made haybales, to safety, by determinedly pushing them across yards of soil and sand to the nearest grass sanctury.
When asked to comment, Princess Luna replied "Where? Oh, that place. Well, it's just half a dozen houses in the middle of some sand."
Stay tuned for more news updates, as they happen!
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