I'm doing commissions! (selling my soul)

Alright, so here's the thing. I'm poor. Like, super duper poor!
So, I was talking with someone on here a while back, and he basically told me to start doing commission stories. At first, I was hesitant. I mean, selling myself just to get some extra bits? That's not what I'm here for! I'm above that, aren't I?

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Turns out, I'm not. You see, being awesome doesn't pay all that much. In fact, it doesn't pay anything at all. So, here I am, writing up this blog post, basically asking ya'll for money.

So yeah, here's the deal, okay? If you guys want me to write a super duper awesome story, with no content restrictions, send me a PM. My commission rate is as follows.

Single chapter
$7.50 for every 1,000 words, with a 2,000 minimum commitment.

Multiple Chapters
Shoot me a private message for details.

Schedule
I type at about 100 words per minute, with accuracy. However, my brain is waaaay slower. So, you'll need to give me up to two weeks to finish your story.
That said, I'll start writing your story the instant I receive payment. We may have to brainstorm a bit, since this is ultimately your idea, not mine. Just give me what you want done, and I'll make it happen.

Content
I'm okay with all content, including foalcon, and other such fetishes. However, I have limited experience with writing detailed sexual content, so please keep that in mind.
Also, I reserve the right to reject your proposed idea, if I find it too extreme. So, if you want me to write a story where Scootaloo gets brutally raped and murdered with a giant seven foot broom handle, you may wish to seek another author.

Order Awesomeness
If you'd like to commission me, send me a private message with 'Commission' as the subject. Be as descriptive as possible with what it is you want, and also be ready to answer some questions. I want you with me every step of the way, to make sure everything is meeting your expectations.

Not Awesome?
If, for whatever reason, you end up hating the story that I write for you, you're welcome to a full refund. However, if you want a refund, you lose all rights to the story, and I may use it as I see fit, without providing credit. Basically, the story is mine, and mine alone. If I decide to publish it, no credit will be given.

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Oh, and for those of you wondering? No, I'm not giving up my original stuff, nor am I going to stop writing just because I started accepting commissions.
To be honest, I expect to receive zero commissions at all. I may have talent, but I don't have popularity. So, why the hay would anyone 'hire' me to write a story for them? Heh.