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    I made a picture!

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  • 421 weeks
    That Moment When...

    You finish Fallout: Equestria.

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    Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

    OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

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Dec
27th
2015

Why I hate the holidays · 8:04pm Dec 27th, 2015

This is a rant. I am not insulting everyone in the world, just the overly selfish people out there.

WARNING: This may offend some people, and not so much others. Reader discretion is advised.





So, maybe a hundred years ago or so, Christmas was hard. You were considered VERY lucky to get more than ONE present, or a very expensive present. Nowadays, kids want more, more, MORE! They're not grateful for the things they get, and on Christmas morning when little Timmy or Sally open their presents, they're just going to whine, whine, whine! Timmy wanted the BLUE iPhone six case, not the RED one. Sally over there is throwing her mug of coco at the white carpet because her baby dolly has BROWN hair, not RED hair. People have to work overtime on the holidays and deal with crappy people for Christmas. That's THEIR present. For all the overly selfish people out there, be grateful you got something, you little fucks. And then there all these sale on Black Friday and whatever, with "Limited time offers!" "One time sales!" "Only at this store!" When we KNOW that their lying. We just want more, more, more then we need, or even fucking use! STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY. IT'S NOT WORTH IT. Save it for later, spending it now will get you NOWHERE. Got it? ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. And then there are those people who whine about EVERYTHING. (Yes, I DO get the irony, this being a thing where I'm complaining about people whining, but I'm grateful that I get opportunity at life, a house, a loving family, and an education. ) We ALL know those people. I REALLY doubt those people could carry a conversion if complaining didn't exist. I'd carry on, but this grown long enough. Expect a part two soon.

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