Jolly Presentmas! · 3:20pm Dec 25th, 2015
Has it really already been another full year since we last celebrated a similar beloved and momentous holiday on our fair site? In the new year of 2016, we'll be celebrating our second anniversary, to boot. A lot of things have changed... though for the most part, not very many important things have changed. Better? Worse? Who can tell. At least we aren't quite as dead, now. Which is just as well, 'cuz the smell was starting to get a wee bit intolerable.
Ah, but who cares about that, right? It's Presentmas!
What's Presentmas, you ask? Come on, you guys know this. Presentmas! It's only, like, the proudest and most ancient tradition of our society: the tradition of getting a metric ton of gifts from just about everybody, and cool stuff like that. What's not to like about Presentmas? Aside from the cheap clothes and disgustingly-fancy chocolates people might get for you just so they can cheap out on getting you REAL gifts, it's pretty much the best holiday ever. Second only to Hallospooky, of course.
We here at Foal Free Press do hope that your presents this Presentmas are totally gift-tastic. And hopefully you, unlike us, did not already blow your Presentmas money and/or gift cards on stuff online or something. And don't forget, there's always Regifting Day to look forward to for those aforementioned stuffy clothes and semi-edible plastics.
Jolly Presentmas, all!
~ Karma
