Some further pony dreams for your amusement · 11:24am Nov 30th, 2015
Factual statement: Occasionally I have dreamed in cartoon. Like it is an actual cartoon and I'm in it. Some people have told me that is impossible. I have also been told you cannot read things in dreams. I have, so yeah, sure can't do either of those things.. heh heh.
Dream One: I had a dream in which some (admittedly pretty) earth pony was trying to seduce me for some reason, and then when that was not working, by force. It became unbearably close to being explicit, and then it suddenly was as she was not taking no for an answer. Making me wake up suddenly. What in the world was that..
Dream Two: Now this was more frightening and embarrassing than the last one, at the same time. I dreamt I woke up. Really woke up. I totally thought I was actually completely awake, just relaxing on my bed in my room which made this feel ever so much worse. My two nieces came in to visit, and I thought I better amuse them for a while. I was going to show them this computer game I have they might like. When I turned on the screen the computer somehow got a virus on it that displayed endless changeling porn (WHAT?) So I was frantically trying to make it stop and it would not, leaving me covering the screen with myself so they wouldn't be exposed to it. That startled me awake for real. Wow. Glad nothing like that has ever happened. My nieces do know what porn IS since in this day and age of internet everywhere we know better than to think they would never manage to run across any inadvertently and had this discussion before it inevitably happens, but neither is really quite old enough to be looking for or at it. Especially like that, my goodness.
Dream Three: I found myself actually as a pony for a mere few seconds, looking down my muzzle..neat to see that..and saw a picture of a comic book with a strange cover titled 'Adventures of Man-Bug!'...what? It just flat ended like that.
Dream Four: So there I am thinking I woke up, again. Looking at this multi-tiered stand, and I do not know how this didn't clue me in at first that this was actually a dream. A bunch of various color Breezies began walking in from the sides. Some in costumes, onto the stand platforms, and then they used the stand as a stage to re-enact Thriller. Really, it was Thriller as performed by Breezies. It was uh..cute. I cannot describe it as anything other than that way after they started bobbing their heads around in choreographed circles like that. Then a curtain closed (where did that come from?) and I woke up rather confused.
Dream Five: Dreamed I was sitting watching a TV in the kitchen on the kitchen table, which is kind of an odd place for a TV to begin with. On it was a very strange transformers show in which Optimus Prime was terrifically evil for some reason. It was kind of hilarious. It then switched out of nowhere to Twilight in her coronation gear waving directly at me through the screen, almost making me fall off my chair..except at that same exact moment one of my sisters and my friend slammed open our door and walked in. I was so startled by all of this at once that I punched the TV sending it tilting sideways, and was trying to turn it off for some reason as they went 'you need to see this thing we found!' The screen then locked into showing multiple panels of her with this incredibly creepy smile far more intimidating than I would have imagined possible. I very quickly pulled the plug and said the TV did not work, that's too bad. Strangely conveniently he goes 'its OK I brought a monitor with me!' As he was carrying an enormous monitor for some reason. As they went to plug it into the source panel (they would have seen her on the screen like that) I woke up instantly. O..kay.
Dream Six: Dreamed I was somewhere in a building. Looking out at a town square of some sort I guess judging by the fact there were large buildings with advertisements on them. On one was a huge towering screen which seemed to be playing an appropriately strange advertisement for FiM, or maybe toys. Not sure. I turned away right as this really umm.. 'happy' music started playing from the screen. At this time I heard tapping on the window I was looking out, turned around and this guy that looked like peter pan was floating there, looking all..happy. He then flew off with someone else to the beat of that music and I started thinking 'That's enough of that s..' and woke up before the thought even finished. There was also a cat in there somewhere somehow I think.
Dream Seven: Lastly, something even more fun. Dreamed I was walking along outside this truly enormous dark looking mansion at night, one of my sisters was with me moving some kind of stuff. Not really sure what. Boxes of something and other things. The first thing that happened was this immense field of glittering gleaming blue sparkling butterflies quickly rose up in front of me lighting things up in this glittery blue glowy very magical looking way, they were absolutely gorgeous creatures. Hard to describe how they looked really, so just think really huge friendly butterflies. I also cannot explain how I felt, it was just so calm and pleasant for a few moments. It was then I got the strangest quick sensation of movement and downward motion, it was kind of sickening to the stomach almost, kind of like a rollercoaster drop might feel. It took a moment, but then I realized I was just turned into a Breezie, all wings and antennae and such. Rather a unique feeling I must say. Don't know where my sister went or what happened at that point with her, she was just not around anymore. Maybe the same thing that happened to me. Don't know. I also noticed I got this sort of HUD or something stating/showing some interesting things such air vectors, currents, turbulence, other critters locations around..all sorts of things. Lots of stuff to weather/environment/area. How odd. It just kind of ended there. It felt really fun and amusing anyway.
Dream Eight: Breezies seem to be a thing in my dreams lately. Do not know why. Kind of went like this. Dreamt I was on this platform or something and someone went 'Solve this puzzle!' or something I could not quite make out. Quite immediately, I was a little Breezie. That suddenly. First-person (first-pony?) is kind of rare for me so whenever I do get that it is also a bit unique. When I got my bearings I was hanging off a board above this swinging pendulum thing so I had to carefully try to cross to the other side a bit uncertainly due to well, hooves. Being so much smaller does come with the benefit of being very light so it wasn't like it was that much effort. Had to hit a button and get an object to turn it off. I did and it just ended when I landed on it.
That's all for now. I can expect to have more I'm sure. I do have quite a few non-pony related entries in the dream journal I have kept for many years now. Without keeping one I would never have remembered any at all, it really does help. I don't know if anyone would be interested in reading any of the other entries? I could post some of the more choice ones if anyone cares for it.