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greggaylord


hey, if you got here from another account claiming to be me (beginning with a "V") that's correct, that's me, you are not being misled.

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  • 8 weeks
    Thesaurus (in rough order of appearance)

    airbags
    boobies
    pillows
    boobs
    funbags
    titties
    mounds
    tits
    landmines
    silicone sandcastles
    cans
    chest cannons
    balls
    honkers
    melons
    knockers
    snake eyes
    ta-tas
    assets
    endowments
    bosom
    bazongas
    hooters
    shooters
    physics tutors
    serving domes
    Chi Omegas
    frost detectors
    breasts
    coat hangers
    Twi-tits
    caneless umbrellas
    mesas
    orblets
    vuluptuousnesses
    headlights

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  • 376 weeks
    Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction nominees 2015

    As Watermelody might say, [these] are the only love gods!

    1 comments · 255 views
  • 380 weeks
    New chapter coming soon

    I'm still alive. Here is a representative excerpt:

    Watermelody’s eyes were wild and glazed like an overenthusiastically-made donut, her hands full of her boobs as she utterly failed to play them like a theremin.

    3 comments · 193 views
Nov
22nd
2015

Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction nominees 2015 · 6:44am Nov 22nd, 2015

As Watermelody might say, [these] are the only love gods!

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ty for enlightening me to the existence of this

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