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greggaylord


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  • 73 weeks
    Thesaurus (in rough order of appearance)

    airbags
    boobies
    pillows
    boobs
    funbags
    titties
    mounds
    tits
    landmines
    silicone sandcastles
    cans
    chest cannons
    balls
    honkers
    melons
    knockers
    snake eyes
    ta-tas
    assets
    endowments
    bosom
    bazongas
    hooters
    shooters
    physics tutors
    serving domes
    Chi Omegas
    frost detectors
    breasts
    coat hangers
    Twi-tits
    caneless umbrellas
    mesas
    orblets
    vuluptuousnesses
    headlights

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  • 441 weeks
    Literary Review Bad Sex in Fiction nominees 2015

    As Watermelody might say, [these] are the only love gods!

    1 comments · 320 views
  • 446 weeks
    New chapter coming soon

    I'm still alive. Here is a representative excerpt:

    Watermelody’s eyes were wild and glazed like an overenthusiastically-made donut, her hands full of her boobs as she utterly failed to play them like a theremin.

    3 comments · 246 views
Dec
12th
2022

Thesaurus (in rough order of appearance) · 6:32am Dec 12th, 2022

airbags
boobies
pillows
boobs
funbags
titties
mounds
tits
landmines
silicone sandcastles
cans
chest cannons
balls
honkers
melons
knockers
snake eyes
ta-tas
assets
endowments
bosom
bazongas
hooters
shooters
physics tutors
serving domes
Chi Omegas
frost detectors
breasts
coat hangers
Twi-tits
caneless umbrellas
mesas
orblets
vuluptuousnesses
headlights
hubcap collection
stereo eggtimers
cones
sundaes
tips
Pinkie pies
apple rack
busts
sun set
golden globes
exoplanets
cushions
spheroids
mammaries
bazoingas
masses
whoppers
immensities
charms
amplenesses
mountains
gyroscopes
sand dunes
chestilicious cheddar wheels
luftballons
steeples
goobers
circus tents
double-barreled bazooka
pompoms
beach balls
stalactate stalactites
thunderdomes
jugs
heffalumps
billowy tomatillos
rondures
half globes
spheres
bounce castles
whitecaps
rumblies
udders
beanbags
crowns
milk producers
discs
lumps
orbs
bunch of coconuts
boobcaps
convexes
tracts of land
lady lumps
Old Faithfuls
hillocks
personal Winkel-III projections
teapot domes
volcanoes
sacred megaliths
produce stand
milk faucets
siphoned sentry towers
water balloons
bulbous beanbags
event horizons
pliant punch bowls
traffic stoppers
dual dwarf planets
safety cones
hefty heifers
two towers
gargantuan jubblies

love hole
pussy
nether lips
vulva
vagina
seafood
nookie nest
blossoming sex shack
slit
snatch
loins
climactic cavern
cubbyhole
carnal cul de sac
secret inner darkness
garbhagriha
crevice
goblet
sanctum sanctorum
funhouse folds
gynecological glove compartment
mystery spot
antifreeze’d antarctic area
messner
cum hole
smokestack
monsoon of a mons
pomegranate
champagne glass
coral garden
undermost uttermoist
secret water temple
fun pocket
heffalump
subcutaneous region
semolina pilchards
upside-down rainforest
Charybdis
cookie
dixie
imports department
cooter
coital carwash
inverse oubliette
concave
subterranean subtlety
lobster shack in central harbor
hidden palace zone
jewel
nectarine
portal
rayless recess
underworld
pubic jungle
Babylon
velveteen racetrack
overfloweth-ing cup
grotto
bullet train station
Lake Anterior
access port
reservoir
firepit
den of sinliquidy
echidna
forbidden waters
private parts
vava vajayjay
saucebox
watergate
pomegranate underworld
missile silo
pusspuss
pink panther
coursing channel
wormhole
ringed center
magnolia blossom
frontside
grave
beaver
den behind the curtains
inverse lava lamp
fuzzbucket
secret compartment
burning entrance
baggage compartment
nutrimatic drinks dispenser
pothole

clit
clitty
bliss button
all-organic joy buzzer
crowning seedling
pole star

love juices
girl juice
sex sauce
cum
sex juices
distaff discharge
strawberry slushie
sex syrups
jumbo juice
erotic elixir
sex secretions
bottom beverage
nectar
most private potion
personal salsa

penis
cock
member
crayon
dick
shooter
ridged racer
coqu
lowercase L

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