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Tai Ichi


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  • 230 weeks
    Well then...

    This is going to be my last blog on this page, I guess :applejackunsure:

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  • 241 weeks
    So, I was looking through my steam the other day 「NSFW, kinda, I think it mentions boob somewhere」

    Sakura Clicker Review
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    First I repeatedly punched defenseless, skimpily clad, moany women in the boob until they drop their hard earned money.
    Then I took aforementioned money and bought skimpily clad girl mercenaries with it, who help me physically abuse these poor women until they drop more money.

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  • 246 weeks
    I'm kinda dead at the moment

    Don't worry, I'll be back, eventually ^^

    Till then, thank you for reading my stories.

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  • 253 weeks
    Force of Nature Villains

    Today I stumbled on a video that explained the concept of a Force of Nature villain in story telling. I thought it was actually very interesting, since I'm using such villains in the Page of Pride.

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  • 253 weeks
    Moonrise Hype

    If there is something I like more than the show then it is when the fandom makes stuff. Especially when it is very awesome stuff. The moment when the L-train uploaded his symphonic metal opera 'Moonrise' I downloaded it.
    Now turns out that he is going to make another one, and for the first time in like forever I'm really excited :-D

    Here is the audition video.

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Nov
18th
2015

So, I was looking through my steam the other day 「NSFW, kinda, I think it mentions boob somewhere」 · 6:09pm Nov 18th, 2015

Sakura Clicker Review
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First I repeatedly punched defenseless, skimpily clad, moany women in the boob until they drop their hard earned money.
Then I took aforementioned money and bought skimpily clad girl mercenaries with it, who help me physically abuse these poor women until they drop more money.

After discovering that I'm honestly just sitting here, punching girls all over their body as hard and fast as I can until they drop their money so that I can punch them even harder and faster? I felt like I died a little on the inside.

However, despite the moral gray area, is the game good for what it is?

Pros:
800+ different, unique, recorded moans and lustily spoken weeaboo phrases
20+ different, unique, skimpily clad girls in different colors to abuse(They wobble when you punch them, SUPER lifelike!)
10+ different, unique, slightly less skimpily clad girls to help you abuse the 20+ different, unique, skimpily clad girls.
5+ different, unique, slightly skimpy outfits with different colors for you to dress up your primary heroine in(If you pay them $1.00!)
5+ different, unique, slightly skimpy(hue) hair styles with different colors for you to don upon your primary heroine(Same deal...1 buck.)
Bunny girls go "Pyoh~!"
Cat girls go "Nyah~!"
Even if you exit the game completely, your immorally hired, HIGHLY motivated, EXTREMELY energetic and tireless mercenaries will continue to brutally assault the harmless waifu victims!

Cons:
It's a waifu abuse simulator, disguised as an innocent hentai clicking simulator.
No actual nudity(And there's no downloadable patch to make them nude either :c )
In-game store...For a CLICKING SIMULATOR...
Again...AN INGAME STORE FOR A CLICKING SIMULATOR PEOPLE
You get to spend a lot of time in a desert(Seriously no matter how many waifus you punch into death, you NEVER leave the desert.)


Verdict: It's a clicking simulator. What do you want, a ♥♥♥♥ing serious review? I mean seriously, who the ♥♥♥♥ reads a review about a PERVERTED ASIAN CLICKER GAME!?....In fact who 'writes' a review about a perverted Asian clicker game....? I'm gonna stop now...I'll let everyones favorite corrupt video game reviewer take it from here....

*Noises of microphone being passed on*


"The best waifu abuse simulator!"
10/10 - IGN

Thanks IGN. No one loves you anymore cause you sold out.


EDIT: Okay, so they made your mercenaries punch harder, and they made you just enslave your waifu after abusing them into submission, rather than just outright killing them, AND they made you actually switch locations now when you go to a new area number.
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AND YET THERE'S STILL NO NUDITY MOD TO BUY!? COME ON!!! I WANT TO SEE MY 16000 WAIFUS NUDE!
Speaking of which...Why isn't there a gallery somewhere where you can see a picture of each unique waifu you've abused so far? I mean I punch my girls repeatedly till they whimper, and then I never see them again! WHATS THE POINT IN A HAREM COLLECTION IF YOU NEVER LOOK AT IT!?

-.-' The developpers disappoint me..

My opinion:
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Well, brilliant. The game in question is for purchase on steam (I think I'm obliged to mention that? I dunno...)

NO! I DID NOT PURCHASE THE GAME! I stumbled on it, you know... per chance...

Anyways, I thought I'd share something.

Studies are going, well, 難しい Who thought that Japanese politics could be so obscure.

Btw, I have a new favorite word in Japanese. 万年筆 mannenhitsu, a fountain pen.
I simply love this word, for it symbolises what I feel a lot of people forget what a fountain pen is about. Namely durability.
万 means 10.000,
年 stands for Years,
And 筆 means "pencil" or "Writing Brush".
So a pencil that will last 10.000 years, which I think is simply beautiful.

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