Today is a great day! · 9:32pm Oct 28th, 2015
So, in the past seven or eight hours I've been yelled at for nothing, forgot to eat lunch and my mom won't let me have a snack, been smacked in the face by my brother for telling him he needs to clean, got stuck on a math problem that took TWENTY F[yay]KING MINUTES to solve, been bashed in the head with a mop AND a broom 'cause my little brothers thought it would be an AWESOME idea to recreate Star Wars, my right kidney is STABBING ME even thought I've been absolutely GUZZLING water, my head feels like someone is repeatedly BASHING A MOTHERF[books!]KING ANVIL ON MY FOREHEAD, (see above for why.) And I have to deal with about fifteen boys under the age of ten, because of a Cub Scout Halloween party.
TODAY HAS BEEN FAN-F[apples!]KING-TASIC!!!
( I hope you can tell I'm being sarcastic, if not, you're most likely one of these people who hate McDonald's fries.
Just sayin'.)