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Fire Zap


I WANT YOU! For the Bottles of Awesome Sauce Army. Don't think I'm a lesser intellect just because I'm a girl. I can kick ass better than you. Now, DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!!!

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  • 423 weeks
    THE HYPE TRAIN IS REAL, PEOPLE

    OH HYPE TRAIN, OVER HERE BUDDY

    Fair warning, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS

    You knew this was coming, right? RIGHT?!

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  • 423 weeks
    OMG, CAN THIS JUST BE A SEASON OPENER OR SOMETHING?!

    Okay, so last night, I had a dream. A really awesome dream.

    So, I was at a camp? And there were three purple boxes. And I was Rainbow Dash, who had fallen in love with Sunset Shimmer.
    But Sunset didn't know, and thought Rainbow was being obnoxious.
    So Princess Luna sends Rainbow/me a pamplet with instructions to visit her at midnight.

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  • 424 weeks
    I made a picture!

    http://fireeriszap.deviantart.com/art/Kaiwii-Kitty-Akira-Tsunkino-602427194

    Have to do deviantart link because I DELETED IT.

    Stupid computer.

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  • 424 weeks
    New Series!

    Every Monday, I will ask a question most people either haven't figured out, or is just so mind baffling it will make you go "WHAT!?"

    So, the question for today is:

    James and Lily Potter's Patronuses are, respectfully, A stag and a doe. They are literal soulmates.

    HOWEVER, Severus's Patronus is a doe, and Harry's is a stag. Are THEY literal soulmate too, J. K. Rowling?

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  • 424 weeks
    That Moment When...

    You finish Fallout: Equestria.

    Here are some of my thoughts on the last eight chapters I've just finished:

    Goddamn it Xenith, please don't die on me!

    OH MY GODDESSES, RAPE ME WITH YOU MOON AND SUN, FLUTTERSHY IS ALIVE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:pinkiegasp::pinkiesmile:

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Oct
28th
2015

Today is a great day! · 9:32pm Oct 28th, 2015

So, in the past seven or eight hours I've been yelled at for nothing, forgot to eat lunch and my mom won't let me have a snack, been smacked in the face by my brother for telling him he needs to clean, got stuck on a math problem that took TWENTY F[yay]KING MINUTES to solve, been bashed in the head with a mop AND a broom 'cause my little brothers thought it would be an AWESOME idea to recreate Star Wars, my right kidney is STABBING ME even thought I've been absolutely GUZZLING water, my head feels like someone is repeatedly BASHING A MOTHERF[books!]KING ANVIL ON MY FOREHEAD, (see above for why.) And I have to deal with about fifteen boys under the age of ten, because of a Cub Scout Halloween party.

TODAY HAS BEEN FAN-F[apples!]KING-TASIC!!!

( I hope you can tell I'm being sarcastic, if not, you're most likely one of these people who hate McDonald's fries.
Just sayin'.)

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