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Dustchu


I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

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Oct
28th
2015

Ermergerd - 80 People · 1:10am Oct 28th, 2015

`Good lorty lorty! Yo King came online after a brief hiatus, and here I see I have eight Goobers watching me.

The Audacity of that number is staggering, as your king, I have... little to say on the matter, all I can say is...


Rainbow Dash Approves

HAHA!

Thank you all so much! Just twenty more, and we reach a hundred! And a palace of gooberyness shall be built in your honor!

KEEP ON ROCKIN'!

Comments ( 18 )

3501543 Thank ya kindly~

I call dibs on being his guard and if anything happens to dashie in any of your stories I'll find you

TLP

Congrats, man. You deserve it, and more. :rainbowkiss:

Now onto 80 more!!

TLP

3501638
*Pulls out a Glock 18*

You fucking what, mate.

3501638 I shall take on many guards :rainbowkiss:
3502078 Heheh, thanks man, This is so awesome :rainbowkiss: love all you gaiz~

3502079 *pulls out M4* you sure you want to do this the way I see it I have more firepower then you.
3502086 I shall serve you to the fullest my king

TLP

3502619
*Guns you down immediately, watching you fal to the floor, filled with rounds*

A Glock 18 is automatic. And this is a point blank.

Sorry, man. But as I said, Dashie is mine.

3502702*stands up* it'll take more then that but I admire your love for her and I love her too*holds out hand* bros?

TLP

3502856
*glares at you,before lowering my Block*

Just as long as you don't intervene with me and Dash, then I can cease hostilities.:trixieshiftright:

3502880*grabs your glock from you* I'm taking you under arrest for bringing a weapon on castle grounds I'll take you to the King*handcuffs you*
3502086 my king this man brought a weapon on castle grounds and shot me luckily I didn't die

3502919 Well I'm glad he did! Tis the Goober way to bring weapons, it is considered a great awesomeness to carry on the castle grounds.
3502880 Carry all the weaponry you want brosef! :yay:

In fact, all Goobers shall carry!

TLP

3502919 Hey! You didn't answer my question, you decever! Let me go!


3503200
You may not be my king, but I second your decision on carrying weapons...


3502919
*turns around and smacks you with my cuffed hands, knocking you out cold whileI search your body for keys*

3503249 I approve~
Yes I am not, but you have a place within my kingdom of Goobers, you are always welcome :rainbowdetermined2:

3503249 you do realize that the cuffs can only be removed by alicorn Magic but seeing as how you touched mists horn I doubt he would release you
3503261*gets onto on knee* sorry my king I didn't realize I should probably try to calm mist down now

3503297 Let us all just chill, and enjoy the day with some snacks and awesomeness.
:rainbowkiss:
and games, plenty of video games.
Watever you enjoy~

TLP

3503297

.. Well, at least I knocked Mist out.

*Reaches down and picks up Glock*


3503261
I know and I am honored, but I am not one for a Monarchy.

I am Murican. I need to spread Democracy!:rainbowdetermined2:

3503321
Dat Democracy dough :rainbowkiss:
Spread it far and wide~

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