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Humanity has spent thousands of years perfecting the indoors, so why would we want to go outside?

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  • 268 weeks
    It's been a bit

    It really has been a while, hasn't it? For the record if I ever say that I'm continuing to write again, assume that it wont happen in the end. I'd like to say that I might write stuff again but honestly I have no idea whether I will or not. I have a lot of ideas, as I usually do. But no real plans or motivation. I've come back to the site to find most of the stories I used to follow, dead. I left

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    1 comments · 427 views
  • 314 weeks
    My Dark Souls fanart

    Bask in it's glory, filthy peasants!

    0 comments · 396 views
  • 322 weeks
    Stephen Hawking (1942-2018)

    So Stephen Hawking is dead. I mean, holy shit. out of all the deaths of well known people in the last three years, this has to be the most impactful yet. Very few people reach a legendary status like that man did, up there with Isaac Newton and Albert Einstien. RIP Stephen, you shall be missed. Oh so very greatly.

    1 comments · 365 views
  • 323 weeks
    I think I have aliens in my house

    I was unwrapping a Galaxy bar
    and it was apparently snapped in the wrapper. But when I peeled the wrapper off half the bar fell out and I can't find it. It's just fucking gone!

    1 comments · 450 views
  • 328 weeks
    A New Story

    Since I'm resuming production of The Pale Condition, I've decided to start a second story to write alongside it just in case I need some variety. Well, put it this way. I've been playing a lot of Hollow Knight recently.

    0 comments · 335 views
Aug
11th
2015

Breaking News · 10:42pm Aug 11th, 2015

I'm a colossal dumbass.

Ok, so I was out with the lads today, pissing about, having a laugh, all that good stuff. We were trying to find a new seat for our rope-swing, and we found a big branch to snap in half. Spent 10 minutes trying to break the fucker, until I got the bright idea to hit a tree with it and snap it in half, like you do. Stupid me, ignoring all science and reason, swung it at a tree and caused it to rebound straight into my face.

Now I'm stuck with a swollen lip cut in three places and bruised to shit for a few days.

Yay me.:ajbemused:

Comments ( 1 )

Aww

Poor Dark Slayer XD

I hope you get better soon :twilightsmile:

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