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epicn00b


Meanwhile, in the magical land of my disturbed mind...

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  • 457 weeks
    The Internet's Biggest Hypocrite

    So earlier today I submitted a story, and it failed moderation. I won't share any particular details, but it was a crossover between MLP and a certain video game, and I was pretty much plagiarising the entire game in less than 2000 words. I had a sneaking suspicion this would happen, but I submitted the story anyway. Thanks for the warning, sneaking suspicion. At this point, I would like to thank

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  • 459 weeks
    So I have two followers now.

    "but n00b why de fahk are yu writing deez blugs wen yu culd be uplodng de godamn storie yu stopid fokin biatch"
    Because. Anyway, let's see who these oxygen-wasting parasites are.

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  • 460 weeks
    wait people actually read these

    It has just come to my attention that someone besides me has actually read one of my blog posts.

    THE END IS NEIGH!

    still can't be arsed making a cover picture

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  • 462 weeks
    I'M ACTUALLY WRITING SOMETHING

    In fact, I've already written something! Scratch that - many things! And most of them suck, so I've deleted them.

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  • 473 weeks
    Random Pony Thing #1

    Octavia Melody apparently plays the cello. Apparently is the key word here, hold onto your panties. See, the way she plays her instrument, it should in fact be a double bass. The cello is played sat down, and the double-bass is played standing due to its size. So we've established that.

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18th
2015

So I have two followers now. · 6:22am Jul 18th, 2015

"but n00b why de fahk are yu writing deez blugs wen yu culd be uplodng de godamn storie yu stopid fokin biatch"
Because. Anyway, let's see who these oxygen-wasting parasites are.

Our *takes deep breath* men/women/stallions/mares/colts/fillies/draconequi/alien-hominids/furries/ninja-cyborg-zombie-samurai-werewolves of the hour are Fossil-Dragon-Messiah and Kezraux. The former, FDM for short, is some scrub who's apparently slightly popular, with whom at one point I planned to do a collab. It then occurred to me than I might have to watch some FNAF videos in order to do so, and I promptly bailed out. Sorry, boss.

The latter, Kezraux, is... um... I think unique would be the correct term. I don't really know where to start with this one. I'll put it this way - K-dog has two stories without titles, the latter of which has a chapter title longer than the chapter itself, and their only blog post is as follows:

Welcome to the blog this is blog

slut

So yeah. Also, join my group (which I totally didn't create for myself).

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