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bluemoon1996


I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

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Jul
14th
2015

*angrily grumbles* · 2:40pm Jul 14th, 2015

This morning I woke up to find that one of our dogs had left a alarmingly large surprise in the hallway and it stunk to high heaven:facehoof:

So after cleaning up dog shit and a healthy amount of furbreeze, i then noticed some thing poking out from under the kitchen stove

(The thing it's on is a rat trap)
After collectively sh:yay:ting my pants because I am mildy terrified of snakes, I got some gloves, the nearest stick, and a bucket and after a good five minutes got the damn thing in the bucket before dumping it out in the field next to our house.

I did this all because my aunt, who is deathly afraid of snakes, would had a freak out if she saw that little guy.

Once I was finished dumping the snake, I came back inside and got myself some coffee.

She then wakes up, and she rewards me by yelling at me for an entirely different reason: I made a fresh pot of coffee because the old one was cold. And She apparently doesn't like how I make coffee :ajbemused:

Comments ( 16 )

Wow, that sucks.

3237091

Yep...

Well you can't pick your relatives

Were do you live that a snake that size can get in your house?

3237106

It was actually only maybe a foot long it's just the picture distorting it

No good deed goes unpunished, huh? :fluttershyouch:

Sorry to hear that. Hope the rest of your day goes better.

Well that's fine for you. my dog GOT BITTEN BY A GIANT SNAKE IN OUR BACK YARD.

3237158

It could have been worse I know. Hell, I'm glad its head was stuck on the trap because I don't know if it was venomous or not

3237116 still! I don't pick out snakes form my home usually. Do you live in Austraila or something?

3237176

No I live in the Texas country side next to a field

3237164 The snake that bit mine was posoinous, she is fine though we got her to the vet in time :D

3237207

That's good to hear

3237216 Yeah, I got a shovel and cut the damn thing's head off while my mom took her to the vet. Burn in snake hell ya stupid snake.

3237237

Mine was stuck to a mouse pad. He'll be dead before the day is done due to overheating

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