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Jul
26th
2012

Life is a Party · 12:45am Jul 26th, 2012

Pinkamena tried
To live a happy lie
Told herself to go away

Out popped a Pinkie
Everybody's thinking
Pinkie Pie's here to stay

What they don't know is
Pinkie Pie's foe is
Much too sturdy to sway

When you try to lie
To yourself and deny
Your true nature, you decay

A melancholic mood
Soon struck, and she viewed
Her heart in disarray

What could she do
To set things anew
Her true feelings, to convey

The answer was simple
She'd make them all tremble
In fear, to be made her prey

To gamble one's life
On the edge of a knife
Was true art she'd like to say

But not quite so filling
As the screams and the killing
She'd slake her thirst from this day

The sun rose to light
The moon out of sight
And Pinkie Pie readied her rays

The whirs and the clanks
Of her intricate cranks
Ground music out into the fray

Out went the lies
For Pinkamena Pie
MAD SCIENTIST came out to play!

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Comments ( 9 )

If only there was a like button on blog posts here.

This just gotta be you?
it is the little voice telling me it's the face behind all the comments.
is it so, is it true?

1862425

Really? What does this even say about me?

1862431 you did write the poem, right?

I may have miss-read a few things, but the image is just there.

Maybe this is the key to the party?

1862447

The fuck are you even talking about? :rainbowhuh:

1862464 how about poetic consequences?

you seems to like poetry, or we wouldn't be here right now.

Who is the character in your avatar?

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