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448 weeks
Standard Convo With Grandma

"I don't judge people for the choices they make unless they hurt somebody."
Yeah, but the thing is Granny, it's not a fucking choice! They were born that way and cannot change that part of themselves no matter what! See the difference?
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449 weeks
Brotherly Dialogue

Listening to my brothers use gay as a derogatory word is fucking terrible for my brain, and I just have to resist making a big ass argument about it at every damn moment because I know my mom'll be a huge dick about it. And she'll try and topple over my argument cause of course she's a homophobe.
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449 weeks
How my holiday basically "boringly" went.

So, I get woken up at like, six AM in the morning, to get ready to where we're headed, a football field as usual. With a park. A glorious, slide containing park.
I get to lookin' fresh as bored as humanly possible and also as 'oh my god I almost feel down the stairs again, just do it already make me fall down these stairs, punish me for being a naturally safe person' as well.
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449 weeks
Five Day Weekend

Never expected this to happen, but I kind of hate the fact that I have a longer weekend now. More time to myself to mix around the pot of ideas that pop into my head like catchy song lyrics. And glare holes into the ceiling as I think about the purpose of generally anything with a "life force."
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449 weeks
Studio Killers

So what if I spend most of my nights looking for new bands to obsess over? It's not like I'll miss anything.
Ooh, speed paint!
(Watches speed paint) That's some familiar ass music. . . .
Wait a minute.
CHERRY I AM SO SORRY-
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Jul

2nd

2015

When You Ask For Pony Yaoi · 5:10pm Jul 2nd, 2015

(Wow, what a title)

So basically I was surfing around in DA for a while and I came across a post with two male characters in it. I was being silly, saying how I was already shipping them, but still angry how my babes weren't shipped as much as I wished they were.(you should know who they are by now, if you haven't, that shota wannabe that looks like Featherwieght and that definitely closeted blue smurf with gigantism, as well as gigantism somewhere else.) And then I got a reply...

They said that there WAS yaoi.... I said 'bitch where?' And then they pointed me towards this FUCKING masterpiece.

I WAS ROLLING AORUND ON MY CARPET FOR TWENTY MINUTES. MY SIDES STILL BURNS. MY LUNGS HURT FROM SCREECHING LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE.

(I swear if Crystal was real she would have thrown a chair at me.)

Crystal: DAMN RIGHT.

How is it possible that this got past me?

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