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Rinka and Beelzebub Q&A: Answers · 10:42pm Jun 29th, 2015

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Rinka: So you finally decided to stop procrastinating to get your lazy ass up and work on it eh?

Beelzebub: I've been wanting to do this for a long time now! We should do this more often.

Rinka: We're far too dangerous separated right now. In fact, I like it better when we're fused.

Beelzebub: We are the fury, we are the patience, we are a conversation!

Rinka: Shall we just get started?

Pokefreak13 asked:

Woah. okay then
What is your favorite dessert?

Beelzebub's eyes light up in excitement.

Beelzebub: Oh, what a wonderful and sadistic question for you to make me choose! I just can't do it!... I...--

Rinka: Strawberry Ice Cream Cake.~❤

Beelzebub: Rinka, wait your turn!

Rinka: Well, you were taking so long to answer, I thought I'd just hop in and get mines over with.

Beelzebub: Fine! FINE! I'll answer!....

Rinka waits patiently.

Beelzebub:.... DAMMIT THIS IS TOO HARD!

Beelzebub begins crying.

Rinka pats Beelzebub's back.

Rinka: Beelze, I know you can do it! You've been through much worse than this!

Beelzebub begins hyperventilating and shaking uncontrollably.

Rinka jumps back from her and attempts to seal her energy before things get out of hand.

Rinka: Dammit! Beelzebub, calm down!

Beelzebub: I c-can't choose! I... I just can't!...

Rinka: Move on, move on! TO THE NEXT QUESTION! NOW! NOW--

The Sorcerer asked:

Do you like piña coladas? Or getting caught in the rain? Are you not into yoga? Do you have half a brain? Do you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape? Are you the love that I've looked for? If so come with me and escape.

Beelzebub: I love piña coladas! There was a time whenever Rose went to the store to buy sodas to drink, I'd beg for him to get piña colada flavor! They're really good!

Rinka: No. I hate it. I hate food in general, though... I do have a soft side for some sweets and meat...

Beelzebub: I hate rain! It means I can't get ice cream when we go outside! Mostly...

Rinka: I love rain. It helps Rose think when he's writing or drawing. I love how gloomy it makes life seem, but when that wonderful art shines like the sun and we can see the rainbow of imagination, it makes the rain all the more better.

Beelzebub: Yoga's... fine... I guess... The word reminds me of "yogurt," YUM!

Rinka: I like yoga. It quells my burning hatred for the beings I deal with daily, turning it into love. I also like how it cracks my bones.

Beelzebub: Half a brain? That's mean! Plus, I'm all gut!

Rinka: I'm technically a heart, as Rose says. He named me "Heart" when he first created me.

Beelzebub blushes and shivers.

Beelzebub: Only if it's with Rinka.~❤

Rinka: Yes.

Beelzebub: I think you've fallen in love with Eris. Not us.

Rinka: I agree with Beelzebub, Sorcerer.

Beelzebub jumps into Rinka's arms.

Rinka: I guess that settles that.

CastleRock asked:

Do you enjoy meatball subs, or chicken teriyaki?

Beelzebub begins breathing heavily.

Rinka: Meatball subs.

Beelzebub: I love them both... but I'll have to go with chicken teriyaki... for now.

Chaos D Empire asked:

Well I could ask how you like my new avatar?
Or If I could be in shout outs?
Also if you remember my older, older question?

Rinka: I like it. It's cool. I'm sure Beelze and I will remember the shout outs tomorrow.

Beelzebub: I'd like it better if it were in a food form.

Rinka doesn't remember any older questions.

Rinka: Beelze, do you remember any older questions?

Beelzebub is eating a taco.

Beelzebub: No...?

Evangelina ValeryAstaria asked:

What is the best thing in your life right now ?

Beelzebub waves to Eva.

Beelzebub: Hay, Eva! Do you want us to answer as Rose or as ourselves?

Rinka: Most likely for Rose. Be careful, she's lovestruck.

Beelzebub: If we say the wrong answer then we'll get Rose in trouble!

Rinka: The most important thing to me right now is protecting Rose's love for you.

Beelzebub: Eating pie.

Rinka looks to Beelzebub.

Rinka: Dude,... What the hell was that?

Beelzebub sits in a corner.

Industrialist Prince asked:

How do I fly as demonstrations man?
How does the builder make centuries?
How do I go fast as boston long distance runner?

Rinka: Make more album covers.

Beelzebub: I'd say don't make any dildos.

Rinka: As for centuries, I'd say make a tall building. Tall buildings get centuries of praises.

Beelzebub: Tall buildings look like dildos.

Rinka: Be Sonic.

Beelzebub: Be Rainbow Dash.

MartianMan98 asked:

You're trapped in a room with three other people. These three men are convicts of crimes of varying severity. You are unable to leave the room unless one of the four of you dies, this is what a note that you have found says.
The first man is a politician who stole money from the city he was elected in and his reasoning for doing so, he says, was to ensure that a family member who was in the hospital would have her hospital bills paid. He's taken funds from various projects meant to better the city's infrastructure and provide other families with jobs in order to ensure his own would survive without having to pay medical bills that they wouldn't be able to otherwise realistically repay.
The second man is a father who was convicted of murder. When you spoke to him, he said he killed a home invader to protect his family during a robbery and ended the person's life in the heat of the moment. He says it was self-defense when the authorities say otherwise.
The third man is a drug dealer convicted of loitering near school grounds. He says he is a father who recently lost his job, and his wife has left him and his daughter to fend for themselves. This man has admitted to being willing to sell to adults and children alike in order to collect enough money to keep food on the table and a roof over his daughter's head.
But don't forget that this is a room full of convicts. So are you guilty of something? Are you a convict? If so, what was your crime? Was it worse than the crimes of these three men, who were simply helping themselves at the expense of others? I will not provide you with this information, but I will tell you this: you have been given a semi-automatic pistol with one bullet. Either one of you dies, or the four of you expire together. What's your choice?

Rinka: I used to be Rose's tormentor. I've successfully killed him and fried his brain, taking over his body multiple times. Why? Because he abandoned me right after he created me. Then, he tried countless times to get rid of me, and only managed to calm me down because I was too bored of fighting him. I regret doing what I did, but it happened. I'd say destroying someone's brain and taking over their body, killing what makes them human is the worst thing you can ever do to someone.

Rinka looks at the gun and pulls the trigger. She shoots herself.

Beelzebub: Don't worry about her! We're immortal beings in the spirit, and as long as one of us, Me, Rinka, or Rose, is alive, then we'll always be resurrected.

Beelzebub looks at the questions. She thinks long and hard about them while eating a hot dog. Hehehe, sexual innuendos.

Beelzebub: Worst thing I've done was torment 4chan. I used to spam threads and shit like that. I've also eaten food that wasn't mine just because I was hungry. This usually gets Rose in trouble. I wouldn't say it's as bad as what Rinka or the other convicts did, but I am a Demon/Fallen Angel. I can't say much other than that. As for who dies... I'll eat all the convicts and walk off with no regrets. Those men are in serious pain. Their lives have all gone to shit, so I figure it's best to put them out of their misery.

Rinka resurrects naked, but magically poofs clothes on.

Rinka: Me and Beelzebub are equally terrible, but... we can do good.

Soap Box asked: