Everyone pretty much knows I still do song covers (i've gotten a million times better and it's now actually worth listening to rather than trite mixed with garbage.) Well I've got my youtube channel back up and running (you know the one) for such a thing.
Yo if any of you got any ideas for a story that would be right up my ally. Or even for my existing stories. I'm all ears, hmu on skype @ sonofbelz or talk to me here, whichever you want this bird ain't picky.
I tried to write some today, but boy i'm super out of writing shape. Like i'ts bad compared to even my old stuff. I'm gonna need to get some practice in before I can take any of my stories serious again.
Would you like 15% taxes, or 15% of my foot up your ass?
248291 I really don't want a toe in my ass, wouldn't it be rape? And taxes suck, so I'd prefer 15% of your head up your ass.
248293 My reaction to this:
248294 My reaction to this: ...I mean what?
248296 Open wide.
<-- "I'm innocent!"
Me: "Right..."
248297 Me: "Get a bunch of dumbasses, send em' to the moon!"
Zach: "What?" *is now on the moon.* "FUCK!"
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Me:"That includes you too, dumbass!"
*Brandon pops up next to me.*
Brandon: "Hey dumbass, guess what?"
Me: "What..."
"You're a dumbass."
248302 Me: I may be a dumbass, but I sir, am not a dumbass."
Zach:
Me: "Get a bunch of Eagles, send em' to Equestria!" *I appear in Equestria.*
Zach: "FUUUUUCK!"
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"You're not an eagle, you're a human."
*Brandon pops up next to me again.*
"Get a bunch of humans! Send 'em to to Equestria!"
*We both appear in Equestria.*
"We're even."
I like pie.
248312 "Get a bunch of Zachs send em to the sun!" *does a pelvic thrust to show his superiority.*
Zach: *flies into the sun with a rageface.*
Me: *Is doing the 'What Is Love' headbob thing with Jim Carrey's face.*
248315 I also like Pie.
248318
*On the way there*
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.... Oh wait a second..."
"TURN INTO A SOULLESS, SLAP BRANDON IN THE HEAD!"
*Appears behind Brandon as a Soulless and slaps him in the head.*
"Okay. Now mess off, I'm going to go sit in that tree over there..."
248322 "Get a bunch of shit! Send it to some shit!"
Zach: *Is hit in the face with a crap() load of poo.*
Me: "Turn Zach into a cow, send him to the moon!"
Zach: *Turns into a cow and appears on the moon()* "Moooooo!"
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"Moo moo moo moo moo-moo, moo moo moo MOO!"
*Turns into a human and appears on Earth.*
"Enough of that shit..."
*Begins writing chapter 4 of MDCT*
248329 Me: "Get a bunch of Zachs, send him a Slenderman!" *pelvic thrust*
248331
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
248332 Me: *Is dancing in the middle of ponyville.*
248336
"Good for him. Slendy! GET ME A FUCKING BEER! What?! Oh, you fucking BARREL!!!-ARHG!"
248337 Me: "Get a bunch of Slendermen, send them to Zach!" *All the ponies are staring at me as I dance.*
248347
"Yeah, whatever." *Collects all 8 pages and dies*