Critics and Me · 5:01am Jun 23rd, 2015
Critic: Alright, who the heck came up with that plot device!?
Critic 2: I dunno! Who would even try to make a story like that. I mean look at this character!
Cynical: I'm just here to make fun of stuff.
Sorcerer: Guys, guys! Can't we just submit to our guilty pleasures?
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Critics: NO!
Sorcerer: (aside glance) The scariest part about this is that they're right.
You captured me perfectly.