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Tennis Match Fan

Never forget when I was discussing villains with my friend; I said "villains are hot" while thinking specifically about the Dazzlings. He'll never know.

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That moment · 11:48pm Jun 14th, 2015

When you're browsing pick-up lines and you see:

:trollestia: Leooooooooooo

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Don't act like you weren't impressed.

3150686 That would probably work on me. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh? How about this?:

Man: Eh, gurl. We're gonna' have sex.

Girl: Oh? What makes you so confident about that?

Man: Because I'm stronger than you.

3150873 :trixieshiftright: I'd call the cops and GTFO.

You'd never reach the phone. You'd be too smitten with the guy's smooth pimpness.

And then you say "I don't know, let me headbutt you and find out" :trollestia:

3150955 Hahahaha NO :coolphoto: I'd probably punch him.

3151074 And then he runs screaming across the world to Spain where they have bull fights. :trollestia::rainbowlaugh:

Okay, how about this one?:

Eh, gurl. If I was a fly, I'd land on you. Because you're totally the shit.

3152286 And you managed to defeat the bull and gain a whole bunch of fans :yay:

3152813 That made me laugh! :rainbowlaugh: Depends on who says it.

Here's a few more:

1.) Your face is so beautiful. It would look amazing stapled onto my face wall next to the others.

2.) How far will $20 get me?

3.) You are my Febreze can in a room full of farts.

3153179 1. Your avatar is beautiful. And terrifying. :rainbowlaugh:

2. It might get you two large packs of M&Ms from Safeway: One for you and one for you best friend on her birthday.

3. ...Wow. :rainbowkiss:

I actually blogged about this a while back. Try not to melt under the sheer fiery passion of my romantical swaggitry:

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