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RaritySimper44


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May
12th
2015

Story ideas · 3:37am May 12th, 2015

Okay so I told you about the sequal to Fluttershy's filler list but I have so many other ideas too! For example have you ever noticed how rude Twilight is to mail ponys? Well in the last round up and magical mystery cure she slams the door in the mail pony's face, heck she even glares at the one in the last round up before slamming it and he looks really sad until Pinkie gives him a slice of cake. And it was all because hewasn't Applejack! And in mmc she didn't even pay him the time of day, just slammed the door in his face like he wasn't there! And the mail ponys face is one of surprise, because she doesn't even sign the paper and she has the nerve to call Cadence rude on her wedding day because shes a bit snappy! Well my idea is that the mail ponys gild comes to her home and beats the crap out of her and then the mail lord comes and strikes judgement upon her for her horrible sins!!!!!

And then I have one about sleep paralyses, the story takes place when she is a filly in Celestia's school. She keeps waking up and seeing a scary looking pony glaring at her while sitting on her chest. She tells Celestia and Celestia tells her its only sleep paralyses and tells her how to overcome her fear and that's all I'm telling!

And then I have one where Fluttershy goes to Africa and meets a Zebra native, of course falls in love that's pretty obvious if you know me at all. All the story's I write that revolve around her are either cheap romance or her fighting poop. Well its getting late so nighty night:twilightsmile: and tell me what you think about these, I want to know how stupid the mail pony story is and if the sleep paralyses story sounds interesting.

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